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krukolibidinous

The act of crotch watching. No matter how hard you try to keep your eyes up at face level, they just keep being drawn down to gaze at some guy's package
I was perving beach volleyball this weekend and with all those fit guys in shorts I just couldn't conceal how krukolibidinous I am.

koukontenshi 

A person who goes into threads, journals, blogs, posts and insults the person in a way that almost looks like they arn't. (See Example A.)

A koukontenshi is also a hypocrit since its most likely thier own blog is filled with things seen in example B.
Example A:
User 1: Sigh, I'm feeling a little lonely today
User 2: Oh how sad, perhaps you should build a raft for that river of tears.
User 1: your really pulling a koukontenshi with that post.

Example B:
koukontenshi journal: Oh my, I am sick again, I shall have to make more appointments with the hospital to see what is killing me, oh woe is me, i hope I am okay.
koukontenshi by Rabbitpunch March 6, 2005
An annoying friend or other gamer. always messing things up, and always being annoying. (this isnt modeled after one of my friends, this is an actual term we use)
(the krukovv does something) Oh my god your such a krukovv.
krukovv by BioPulse37 December 10, 2016

Krusonkulaus 

Coming from AFFIRM. Meaning cool, or beast.
Person A: Did you see that back flip?
Person B: Yeah! That was Krusonkulaus!
Krusonkulaus by FalkoNP July 26, 2009
An epic person who hates stereotypes and people. Loves chocolate, Ponies, and Flash.
Kyukon raged at the noob.
Kyukon by Darkest Mercy November 5, 2011

KrukenZit 

Chicago's way of saying i need to Get lay...
I KrukenZit now !
KrukenZit by Angel December 11, 2003
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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