Kyenzo

Kyenzo's are often struggling to find their way, this is mostly because they are stuck in fantasy land with their way to many wife's/husbands.

They are excelent friends though and if they find the time to listen to you they eill be there for you no questions asked!

Me: Kyenzo are you listening?

Kyenzo: sorry what was that? Was talking to waifu number 6 in my head.

by Thateagledude November 23, 2021

Kyenoodle

Kyenoodle (Kai-nude-el)

Definition -

(a) A male who enjoys being fisted by multiple partners until reaching ejaculation.

(b) Kyenoodle is a Ramen like, noodle package. It comes with Semen Flavored soup packets with a hint of Ass juice.

(a)
Me - "What kind of noodles are those, Bro?"
Friend - "They're Kyenoodles, Bro! It's delicious!"
Me - "Fucking twink"

(b)

Me - " Bro, you ever been Kyenoodled?"
Friend - " No bro, why is that?"
Me - You're a fucking Twink"

by Zito Leflame September 20, 2014

kenzo strangler

A Philly serial killer from the kensington neighborhood known for strangling his victims to death. He is described as being between 5 ft. 8 in. and 6 ft. and he's either black or hispanic. Go figure, so is 80% of all kensington males. But wait, in his composite sketch he's listening to a white ipod so that is a huge clue since most people with ipods never ever take them out of their ears. His victims are all fairly young white women with drug addictions, and they were all similarly found in abandoned lots throughout kensington.

uh oh, my wife has been strangled and my white ipod is missing. sounds like the work of a black or hispanic male between 5'8" and 6.' sounds like the kenzo strangler

by spaghettigambi January 16, 2011

Kenzo

best type of person you will ever find in your life . Nice but not the one to mess with

Kenzo that’s my bestieee he so nice

by Pepper ton February 16, 2019

Kenzo

Kenzo is one of the top 5 coolest niggas you know GUARANTEED and has fire music taste and great fashion sense. He’s chill asf too. Pretends to not have hoes but c’mon bro we all know you do

Abby: omg! it’s him it’s kenzo

Gina: He’s so cool and neat

by Sayeed Miles December 17, 2020

kenzoo

the most beautiful human being i've ever met; a true friend that you would want to keep forever

adorable kenzoo mine cute soft garcon

by mangotangodango November 28, 2013

Kenzo

one who resides in the Kensington section of Philadelphia who lacks class, often overly proud of being Irish and donning adidas sandals with socks.

most common hairstyle among the females can be distinguished by over-use of hairspray to create "curls".

Typically have multiple children by different partners in the neighborhood and are known for substance abuse, often supported by welfare.

Known for their love of drama and lack of knowledge. Many have not attended school, let alone have obtained a GED.

"Look at that kenzo with no teeth rolling a blunt with their baby in a stroller next to them."

"Wow, I wish that kenzo would stop trying to show me his jailhouse tattoos."

"You belong with those other kenzos on K&A." (Kensington and Alleghey Avenues in Philadelphia, where many drugs and prostitutes float around)

by maceyoface November 17, 2010