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Kyenoodle 

Kyenoodle (Kai-nude-el)

Definition -

(a) A male who enjoys being fisted by multiple partners until reaching ejaculation.

(b) Kyenoodle is a Ramen like, noodle package. It comes with Semen Flavored soup packets with a hint of Ass juice.
(a)
Me - "What kind of noodles are those, Bro?"
Friend - "They're Kyenoodles, Bro! It's delicious!"
Me - "Fucking twink"

(b)

Me - " Bro, you ever been Kyenoodled?"
Friend - " No bro, why is that?"
Me - You're a fucking Twink"
Kyenoodle by Zito Leflame September 20, 2014

kenzo strangler 

A Philly serial killer from the kensington neighborhood known for strangling his victims to death. He is described as being between 5 ft. 8 in. and 6 ft. and he's either black or hispanic. Go figure, so is 80% of all kensington males. But wait, in his composite sketch he's listening to a white ipod so that is a huge clue since most people with ipods never ever take them out of their ears. His victims are all fairly young white women with drug addictions, and they were all similarly found in abandoned lots throughout kensington.
uh oh, my wife has been strangled and my white ipod is missing. sounds like the work of a black or hispanic male between 5'8" and 6.' sounds like the kenzo strangler
kenzo strangler by spaghettigambi January 16, 2011
best type of person you will ever find in your life . Nice but not the one to mess with
Kenzo that’s my bestieee he so nice
Kenzo by Pepper ton February 16, 2019
Kenzo is one of the top 5 coolest niggas you know GUARANTEED and has fire music taste and great fashion sense. He’s chill asf too. Pretends to not have hoes but c’mon bro we all know you do
Abby: omg! it’s him it’s kenzo

Gina: He’s so cool and neat
Kenzo by Sayeed Miles December 17, 2020
the most beautiful human being i've ever met; a true friend that you would want to keep forever
adorable kenzoo mine cute soft garcon
kenzoo by mangotangodango November 28, 2013
one who resides in the Kensington section of Philadelphia who lacks class, often overly proud of being Irish and donning adidas sandals with socks.

most common hairstyle among the females can be distinguished by over-use of hairspray to create "curls".

Typically have multiple children by different partners in the neighborhood and are known for substance abuse, often supported by welfare.

Known for their love of drama and lack of knowledge. Many have not attended school, let alone have obtained a GED.
"Look at that kenzo with no teeth rolling a blunt with their baby in a stroller next to them."

"Wow, I wish that kenzo would stop trying to show me his jailhouse tattoos."

"You belong with those other kenzos on K&A." (Kensington and Alleghey Avenues in Philadelphia, where many drugs and prostitutes float around)
Kenzo by maceyoface November 17, 2010
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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