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Kyizom
A hilariouslywildgal, she will keep you smiling with her craziness. She is loyal but you have to learn not to always take her seriously... She loves to joke around. Take care of this bootilicious girl.
Kyizom by Green_eyed_cocacola October 28, 2013
kynoah
A very kind and sweet gentlemen. He is very amazing. He brings joy to everyone's life. His laughter is the best thing ever. His smile lights up the entire city.
kynoah by sunshine gurll June 16, 2018
kynoched
person 1: hey did you see the football game last night?
person 2: *turns away and talks to somebody else*
person 1: shit i just got kynoched.
person 2: *turns away and talks to somebody else*
person 1: shit i just got kynoched.
kynoched by markistark February 13, 2023
kynzie
the best friend to could ever ask for. so loud and insane but knows how to be deep into conversations too. she is usually blonde and gorgeous as heck. she’s has the most amazing personality and never fails to make you double over in laughter. she knows how to be herself and is so genuine. you can always trust her.
kynzie by hellohawaii May 31, 2019
kenzo strangler
A Philly serial killer from the kensington neighborhood known for strangling his victims to death. He is described as being between 5 ft. 8 in. and 6 ft. and he's either black or hispanic. Go figure, so is 80% of all kensington males. But wait, in his composite sketch he's listening to a white ipod so that is a huge clue since most people with ipods never ever take them out of their ears. His victims are all fairly young white women with drug addictions, and they were all similarly found in abandoned lots throughout kensington.
uh oh, my wife has been strangled and my white ipod is missing. sounds like the work of a black or hispanic male between 5'8" and 6.' sounds like the kenzo strangler
kenzo strangler by spaghettigambi January 16, 2011
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