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Kyenoodle 

Kyenoodle (Kai-nude-el)

Definition -

(a) A male who enjoys being fisted by multiple partners until reaching ejaculation.

(b) Kyenoodle is a Ramen like, noodle package. It comes with Semen Flavored soup packets with a hint of Ass juice.
(a)
Me - "What kind of noodles are those, Bro?"
Friend - "They're Kyenoodles, Bro! It's delicious!"
Me - "Fucking twink"

(b)

Me - " Bro, you ever been Kyenoodled?"
Friend - " No bro, why is that?"
Me - You're a fucking Twink"
Kyenoodle by Zito Leflame September 20, 2014
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Kanoodlebird 

People engaging in excessive cuddling the public simply does not need to see. Like birds in mating season.
All right you kanoodlebirds get off of each other right now or you’ll both have detention.
Kanoodlebird by Misterlady March 23, 2019

knoodle knocker 

Gangsters who prefer to shoot their victims in the head at close range.
Drive-by's are for pussies, we are knoodle knockers.
knoodle knocker by Cody Wilkes September 30, 2007

Douche Kanoodler 

A douche kanoodler is someone so douchey that their douchiness screams I'm a douche. A douche kanoodler cheats on his girlfriends multiple times a day. Douche kanoodlers suck at life so bad their douchiness stinks up everything around them.
Dude your beyond an ass douche your a douche kanoodler
Douche Kanoodler by lizzchick September 16, 2011
A showing of affection between two partners usually involving touching.
They couldnt help but knoodle on the couch throughout the entire party.
knoodle by Nat Eliason May 13, 2007
"who would you kanoodle with first?"
"i would kanoodle with kale and then taco because kale is hot."
kanoodle by deathfish October 3, 2020
they were upstairs kanoodling, now my sheets stink.
kanoodle by mike February 27, 2003