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Also known as Bitchval, is a wild mythical creature living in western India. Known for watching the ¨office¨ and being 5 feet tall. If you have seen this creature running around in the cerritos area please contact animal control.
Person 1: Kuval why did you get on the bio test.

Kuval: I got a 69
Person 1: hahaha I got a 96%
Kuval: Oh fuck you.
Peron 1: Yeah suck it bitchval!
by President Donald J Trump July 20, 2018
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To be the greatest at all player versus player strategy elements in your life. This includes game life and real life. Kuval's are usually the most brilliant and expressive in the world. They strive for perfection, and often obtain it.
The samurai elected their finest Kuval warriors to do battle against foreign enemies.
by Dave12345 May 25, 2005
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