Keval

KEVAL A MAN WHO IS DESTINED FOR GREATNESS
A LEADER
A SUPERSTAR

HIS DESTINY IS TO GET WITH HIS TRUE LOVE, HE WILL NEVER STOP WHATEVER IT TAKES.

Keval is a leader

by Urban superstar February 20, 2019

Keval

The person who will stay at home and talk to only cool people. If a keval talks to you, you are lucky.

Basically keval is the coolest person you will ever meet if you do.

A keval is mostly likely to be found in front of a laptop screen than in a club at night and is not found very often in the day.

If you see a keval and he/she doesn't talk to you much, you should not try to talk to them too. They won't talk if they are not interested.

He doesn't go out much, but he you should try talking to him. He is keval.

by theoneyoudontknow97 August 30, 2021

Keval

Being a complete wastman, and very likely to make a complete fool out of himself.
Someone who can only talk if able to use derogitory words such as "oi dickhead/pussyole".

"hey man did you hear Johnny did a Keval last night"
"oh really what did he do?"
"he tripple crowned himself and was then caught masterbating in a cave!"
"haha what a keval"

ALSO "he's such a Keval"
and

"that guy just called me a fassio!"

- "what a Keval"

by Carte Blanche December 3, 2009

Keval

When someone's face appears older than it should.

That girl has a good body but that's one keval face

by Mr_Durban March 4, 2014

Kevalations

Kevalations is a religion where you are taught about the right of cheating and manipulation.

Have you read the new verse of Kevalations

Cheating is an know act in Kevalations

by Kevzino July 4, 2023

The Keval

A type of dance originated in Rexdale, Toronto, Canada where a person with thurst their hips in a 'humping' motion has the dancers arm move rapidly up and down.

Did you see steve at the club last night? He got the whole place to do The Keval

by TRXmaster November 23, 2009

The Keval

The classic prank populated in the early 21st century by AJ "the Animal" Keval, characterized by the "tell your team not to show up for the important meeting with the VP and get them all fired" gag.

"Did you hear about Tim? He got the Keval right in the culo."

by roderick ang December 7, 2007