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Being a complete wastman, and very likely to make a complete fool out of himself.
Someone who can only talk if able to use derogitory words such as "oi dickhead/pussyole".
"hey man did you hear Johnny did a Keval last night"
"oh really what did he do?"
"he tripple crowned himself and was then caught masterbating in a cave!"
"haha what a keval"

ALSO "he's such a Keval"
and

"that guy just called me a fassio!"

- "what a Keval"
Keval by Carte Blanche December 3, 2009
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When someone's face appears older than it should.
That girl has a good body but that's one keval face
Keval by Mr_Durban March 14, 2014
He is THE MAN ! Not like any ordinary Person bitches, he is THE MAN. He has got the biggest cock of all time and yes you heard that right bitch.

A Keval can make ya'll laugh the most and he is destined to find the love of his life by this way as well.

He is too OP and ya'll should subscribe to Pewdiepie.
KEVAL IS LORD
WORSHIP TO GOD KEVAL
Keval by biradar November 24, 2021

The Keval 

A type of dance originated in Rexdale, Toronto, Canada where a person with thurst their hips in a 'humping' motion has the dancers arm move rapidly up and down.
Did you see steve at the club last night? He got the whole place to do The Keval
The Keval by TRXmaster November 23, 2009

The Keval 

The classic prank populated in the early 21st century by AJ "the Animal" Keval, characterized by the "tell your team not to show up for the important meeting with the VP and get them all fired" gag.
"Did you hear about Tim? He got the Keval right in the culo."
The Keval by roderick ang January 2, 2008
basicilly a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor. has great hair and can be arrogant at times.
Kevahn is so cute!
Kevahn by ladylove169 June 17, 2013
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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