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The red and white tuxedo was so kuala.
kuala by B.I.N.G.O December 5, 2003
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When someone of a lower IQ tries to make a joke that isn’t funny
“Balls in my mouth”
Will Cater made a joke, that’s a kuala
Kuala by Wendy’s Bofa DN June 27, 2021
Kuala is a town and administrative district of Langkat Regency in northern Sumatra, Indonesia. It borders Selesai to the north, Salapian to the west, and Sei Bingai to the south and east. Most people in Kuala are Javanese people, with a significant Karo population. Although most Karo are Christian, many are also Muslim, and as the Javanese are nearly 100% Muslim, Kuala subdistrict is 80% Muslim.
Kuala town itself had a population of 12,459 in 2010, making it by far the largest settlement in the district. It lies on the main road between Binjai and Bukit Lawang.
Kuala by Α March 9, 2022

kuala lumpur 

It is the capital of malaysia
kuala lumpur is the capital of Malaysia.
kuala lumpur by 2929382 May 16, 2016

Kuala Wallup 

when a woman has a serious migraine that will not go away, a man, preferably from Australila, will jizz on her forehead to alleviate the pain.
My migraine was out of control this weekend. That is, until the guy who plays Wolverine gave me a Kuala Wallup.
Kuala Wallup by JL1982 April 8, 2011

kuala cuddle 

The process by which two people cuddle but one partner completely wraps their arms and legs around the other
Yeah she wanted to kuala cuddle when I got in bed
kuala cuddle by KualaKingAtBirth March 10, 2016

Wesley Methodist School Kuala Lumpur 

A low budget school in Sentul in Malaysia. Supposed to be an elite school but our overall grades are horrible unless you're Einstein. Our average marks for internal exams (especially for Math and Add Math) is usually a fail. Got aircon in every class but are all broken. Most clubs have no popularity and fun unless you're in Leo or Interact. Scam. Forces you to go to Boys or Girls' Brigade, which is absolutely boring. There are good teachers (extremely rare) but the bad ones are horrendous if you get them (a 99.9% chance you'll get them). People are nice here but don't expect to find handsome or pretty people. Just don't. Everyone including the teachers look oddly horrendous. Canteen has pretty bad food except the packaged food that they bought from outside. Prefects are funny and charge you for every small offence you make. Very old building also.
Person: Wow, you're in Wesley Methodist School Kuala Lumpur?
Me: Ya
Person: Wow you must be studying all the time!
Me: Yeah no
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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