Kushnaner

When you smoke a fairly large amount of Kush then devour bananas.

OM NOM NOM.......KUSHNANER

by Fifty cal January 23, 2011

kushner

When you marry the bosses stupid daughter, just so you can feel like a big shot and take photo ops.

Mita! Look at Jorge flirting with the farmers daughter just so he doesn't have to help us pick these grapes. He's trying to become the El Presidente' "She's es stupido Esse and your trying to pull a Kushner ; your a MexiCan't trying to become a MexiCan.

by Butch Plees May 14, 2017

Kushner shit smelling face

That face that Jared Kushner makes which conveys a sneering superiority but looks as though he is smelling shit.

The Kushner shit smelling face is a defense against his own inferiority.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 23, 2020

Kushnerphobia

A disabling clinical level of intense fear of Jared or Ivanka Kushner.

My own Kushnerphobia began with seeing their huge, expressionless faces on a big screen TV!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2020

exploding Kushner head

An out-of-the-blue fantasy many have had while looking at Jared Kushner’s strangely expressionless face on TV.

The camera zoomed in to catch him blink as he was standing next to his father-in-law, when the unexpected image of “exploding Kushner head” entered my mind.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 24, 2020

Kushnerism

Devotion to the belief that money can protect you from anything dangerous or insipid, including yourself.

The appearance of loyalty shrouds the sheer Kushnerism that lies at the core of all their relationships.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2018

Jared Kushner

1. Nepotism defined at its best.

2. Whom gets a clear pathway to Harvard by million dollar donations by your dad.
3. The one who bangs the president’s mistress( “total piece of ass”).

Pulsar Suni: I can’t believe you believe you got an autograph from Roy Cohn.

Bhavana: Na, I actually got it from Jared Kushner

Pulsar Suni: Oh the pandemic lord and savior Kushner, it looks almost exact

by -Franco April 11, 2020