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KurtisTown 

John: "dang i wish i had friends."
Jerold: "no worries mate, become a member of KurtisTown! it'll solve all your problems!"
KurtisTown by peepeepoopo0 November 12, 2020

kurtistornied

Living for the sole purpose of getting wasted on the weekend. Sometimes even on weeknights. Work is only a stepping stone towards and funding for the inevitable. Then when you do get wasted, it's not so much as to lose your memory, but to get so utterly annihalated as to end up on your best mate's lawn in a chick's bra and a star post up your ass.
For fuck's sake, I got so kurtistornied last night that apparently I was dancing naked on the local cop car singing Amy Winehouse songs!! Never mind I'll be backing it up tonight!!
kurtistornied by grimreaper6969 August 5, 2011

citizen_of_kurtistown69 

The best mutual in the word, they're literally so nice and super funny. Only cool people follow him 😍✌✌ /hj
Me: Hey, are you friends with citizen_of_kurtistown69?
LoserπŸ™„: no who's that?
Me: Sorry, you're not cool enough to be my friend πŸ˜”πŸ‘‹