Person A: “Hey did u do ur daily prayers? It’s part of our Kurtaism religion.”
Person B: “Omg I forgot I’ll go do it now.”
Person B: “akaku akaku akaku moesakaru 🛐 policemen swear to god 🛐”

Kurtaism by Kurapika’s loyal follower October 29, 2020

Kurtaism

A religion solely based on Kurapika, our god and savior. We must pray to him everyday. Akaku akaku akaku morsakaru.

“Hey did you pray to Kurapika today our god and savior? It’s part of our religion Kurtaism”
“Omg I forgot I’m gonna go do that right now.”
“akaku akaku akaku moesakaru 🛐 policemen swear to god 🛐”

Kurtaism by Kurapika’s loyal follower October 29, 2020

Kurtaism

A religion solely based on Kurapika, our god and savior. We must pray to him everyday. Akaku akaku akaku morsakaru.

Kurtaism by Kurapika’s loyal follower October 29, 2020

Kurtaism

This is a very powerful amazing religion completely dedicated to Kurapika. Kurapika is our one and only lord and savior. Many including myself have decided to dedicate from this point on our lives all to Kurapika. One of our common phrases that must be used on a daily basis is “AKAKU🛐”. I, WE, love Kurapika with all our hearts. Nothing can separate us and our loyalty to Kurapika. JOIN OUR RELIGION YOU WONT REGRET IT.

Person 1: Did you say your daily Akaku🛐’s and your daily prayers to Kurapika?
Person 2: Oh! How could I forget the most important part of my day and life! ⛓🛐AKAKU🛐AKAKU🛐POLICEMEN🛐SWEAR TO🛐MOESEKARU🛐⛓ 🛐Kurtaisms, 1:46: Never disrespect thy Kurapika, our one and only true savior.🛐⛓

Kurtaism by ⛓🛐Kurapika’s🛐Worshiper🛐⛓ October 31, 2020

Kurtaism

Kurtaism is a very sacred Religion. We worship our one and only god Kurapika Kurta 😍 If you happen to stumble upon this religion please consider joining! Some things us Kurtaists like to do are , Sacrifice our souls to Kurapika, Worship to Kurapika, Bathroom Kurapika Shrines, Buy Chains , And the thing we love to do most is to fight with the Chrolloists. They are apart of a disgusting religion called Chrolloism. 🙄🛐⛓ ANYWAYS! May you Akaku Akaku Moesakaru! 💖

Hi ni moeru hitomi

Hokori takaki kanashimi wakare to deai no saki
Tada toki wa sugiyukedo nao kurikaesareru ayamachi
Shizuka ni katarikakeru senjin tachi no sakebi
Oto mo naku kodamasuru iki hisome toki wo matsu hana no you ni
Ishi wo tsugu mono ni takusareta rekishi no hikari to yami
Manazashi no uragawa ni himeta negai
Akaku akaku akaku moesakaru
Akashi kesshite kesshite tayasanu you ni
Kono ikari (1) yadoshita hi no hitomi ni chikaou

Sukuigataki kurushimi munen to chiru tamashii
Wakachiai tataeyou nao kedakaku nokoru kagayaki
Uchi ni himeta kanjou osaekirenu tekijou
Todokisou de todokanai yosete wa kaesu sazanami no you ni
Tsumibukaki mono ni kaserareta tsugunaikirenu mirai
Mune no oku fukaku kizamareta ketsui
Akaku akaku akaku moesakaru
Shisen kesshite kesshite sorasanu you ni
Kono inori yadoshita hi no hitomi wo towa ni

Chirabaru musuu no hitomi karamaru kumo no ito
Toutoki inochi no sukui no tame nara watashi no hate nado oshikunai

Atsuku atsuku atsuku moetagiru
Omoi kesshite kesshite asenu you ni
Akaku akaku akaku moesakaru
Akashi kesshite kesshite tayasanu you ni
Kono inori yadoshita hi no hitomi ni chikaou (Kurtaism Theme Song Lyrics 💖)

Kurtaism by Kurtaism Baptist October 30, 2020

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026