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A Kryton Head Bastard!
A Head like kryton off the series red dwarf!
Kryton by Jefferson Cockeye January 16, 2004
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The Black Man's Kryptonite 

A Cool Hot White Women That Is Either PAWG in her 20s or A Hot Cougar with all the Package.

A Very Attractive White Women or Hispanic Women. Black Men Love Them
Person 1: Hey Bro Did you see that hot White Girl.
Person 2: Yes She Has Us Thirsting Bad Bro We Need To Hit That.
Person 1: Definitely And She Got It All Going On And is The Black Man's Kryptonite
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Kryptonian Effect 

When you’ve been awake for so long that at the next sunrise you suddenly feel rejuvenated.
If it were not for the Kryptonian Effect, I never would have made it through exams today.
Kryptonian Effect by Schulist December 14, 2017

Kryptonite 

Something or someone who makes you weak, even if you are a very strong person
I'm a very strong person but you make me weak, you are my kryptonite.
Kryptonite by SydneySilver April 23, 2016

kryptonlmao 

A TikToker who explains how anything in my house could be radioactive. even my cup of water.
You heard of kryptonlmao on tiktok? He told me the plate i’ve been eating off of for 10 years is radioactive!
kryptonlmao by anonymous May 21, 2021

Kryptonite drink 

An alcoholic beverage invented by Timmins, Ontario native Mike Fortin aka Mark Fontaine. the drink consists of 3 Bacardi revs and one redbull.

This drink causes you to become drunk as fuck! black outs! all while being fully alert!
Holy shit! Me n Trev drank 5 jugs of Kryptonite drinks last night and don't remember fuck all! why are we full of cuts and scrapes lol
Kryptonite drink by Mark Fontaine September 2, 2013

Kryptonite Wank

A wank which leaves a person exhausted and weak because of the repetitive, strenuous motion of the arm.
The person ends up almost as weak as Superman when he is exposed to Kryptonite.
Person 1: Hey, want to go to town today?
Person 2: I cant, sorry, I'm recovering from a kryptonite wank.
Kryptonite Wank by COOLBEAN.S April 2, 2011
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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