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the male version of a Poptart. a jock that only cares about the next baseball or football game and is a jerk.
John Smith is such a Krypton
The sexiest guy is named Krypton. He is hot , loyal and loveable

He is a beast scooter rider

And is Super Hot
Look at Krypton , he is so hot

Look how hot he is ,

Of course he is , his name is Krypton
Krypton by Gang_shiz November 12, 2019

krypton ball

Holy cow George! Look! It's a KRYPTON BALL.

Texas Krypton Massacre 

When you jizz in a girl's ear and beat her to death with a rock of kryptonite.
"Marcy wouldn't make me a sandwich so i Texas Krypton Massacred her. By the way that means i beat to death with kryptonite after jizzing in her ear.
Texas Krypton Massacre by arex poopy December 31, 2011

The Black Man's Kryptonite 

A Cool Hot White Women That Is Either PAWG in her 20s or A Hot Cougar with all the Package.

A Very Attractive White Women or Hispanic Women. Black Men Love Them
Person 1: Hey Bro Did you see that hot White Girl.
Person 2: Yes She Has Us Thirsting Bad Bro We Need To Hit That.
Person 1: Definitely And She Got It All Going On And is The Black Man's Kryptonite

Kryptonian Effect 

When you’ve been awake for so long that at the next sunrise you suddenly feel rejuvenated.
If it were not for the Kryptonian Effect, I never would have made it through exams today.
Kryptonian Effect by Schulist December 14, 2017
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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