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Kryston is a smart, funny, pretty, confident girl who always care about the ones she trusts. She has long hair that she takes pride in. She likes to crack jokes and talk on the phone. Sometimes if you come at her the wrong way, she will talk bad to you. Kryston's are usually people who give good advice and can hold a conversation. If you love a Kryston they will love you back. :) Kryston has her own style that nobody can touch. Her swagg is unreachable. Everybody loves Kryston!
1) Random Girl:"Look at Kryston, gosh, I love her!"
Kryston: "I love you too!"

2)" Kryston has too much swagg!"
Kryston by a_dope_chick November 8, 2011
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A honest individual, very creative especially during sex. Likes to touch kitty cat butt holes, and generally dates people named Kyle. Can be a psycho horny pedophile. Favorite snack is turtle poop.
"God she is such a Kryston, look at all the turtle poop she is eating!"
Kryston by Dickbitter September 28, 2011
Krystal and jaxon aka the krystals TRUE love( other than damen, JORDIS MY FRIEND, and alessio
Kryston
Kryston by Kaitie1 April 29, 2019

kryston-seaira 

an utterly gorgeous, exoticly beautiful woman, a distinctive personality; one who can laugh at anything, including themselves, and one who is especially kind and caring to others. She is a woman, who above all else, knows the value of having fun, and not taking life too seriously. She is a woman that you can trust and count on to brighten your day. She is a woman who can inexplicably make you feel really good just by being around her, and yet brings such great sadness when she is gone.

Kryston-Seaira is a woman who I will never really get to know
Men: I need to get me a Kryston-Seaira.
kryston-seaira by Getmesumman February 1, 2017

The Black Man's Kryptonite 

A Cool Hot White Women That Is Either PAWG in her 20s or A Hot Cougar with all the Package.

A Very Attractive White Women or Hispanic Women. Black Men Love Them
Person 1: Hey Bro Did you see that hot White Girl.
Person 2: Yes She Has Us Thirsting Bad Bro We Need To Hit That.
Person 1: Definitely And She Got It All Going On And is The Black Man's Kryptonite

Keystone Shit 

The keystone shit holds all the other poop in place. Once the keystone poop falls, the entire doo-doo infrastructure will eventually follow. The keystone is the densest shit and thus requires the most attention and concentration.
Sweating on the toilet, I put on the Led Zeppelin song "When the Levee Breaks" and waited for the keystone shit to drop.
Keystone Shit by asthmaticdan October 20, 2015

Krzyston 

see that jew? hes such a Krzyston
Krzyston by THE MCBEAST October 18, 2008
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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