Krymson is the most breath takingly beautiful human being in the world. She's absolutely lovely. She's honest, down to earth, intelligent, funny, confident, caring, and has an old soul. She's a very talented singer. She knows what she wants and she goes for it, unless she knows it may hurt someone she truly cares about. She's incredibly talented in most things right off the bat. She cares too much sometimes, but that's what makes her incredible. If you know a Krymson, you are incredibly blessed. She's the most incredible, most amazing thing in this world.
An exclamation denoting amazement, surprize, awe, disgust etc. Krykie is heard most often in Austrailia.
If you just heard that a giant beaver ate a whole city, you would probably reply “Krykie!” or “Gee Mate, ya don’t say”.
Or, if you just got speared in the chest by a sting-ray's barb, you'd probably shout, "Krykie!" or maybe just, "kryk! " or, "kr!" --Still too soon? Sorry.
The phenomenon of defecating and masturbating simultaneously. When performing a hand job it is vital to ejaculate semen precisely at the same moment as you poop. Although originated at Krym Peninsula (Ukraine), Krymka has been recently very popular in Krakow (Malopolska).
Optionally Krymka Mega is when you come directly on your own face and scream to yourself 'Who's the Boss! Ahhhh!'.
Last Monday, as soon as I woke up, I did Krymka before having Portugal breakfast and going to work.