Krymka

The phenomenon of defecating and masturbating simultaneously. When performing a hand job it is vital to ejaculate semen precisely at the same moment as you poop. Although originated at Krym Peninsula (Ukraine), Krymka has been recently very popular in Krakow (Malopolska).

Optionally Krymka Mega is when you come directly on your own face and scream to yourself 'Who's the Boss! Ahhhh!'.

Last Monday, as soon as I woke up, I did Krymka before having Portugal breakfast and going to work.

Krymka by LegEnddd January 10, 2009

Krimkakke 

The sublime act of performing bukakke on a defenseless krimpet, and then feeding it to your sexual partner.

Wow, that TastyKake had a lot of frosting, did you krimkakke it?

Krimkakke by krimpet fetishist September 17, 2008

Krymk 

The most beautiful woman I have ever met in my whole life and someday I will marry her!!

I love krymk

Krymk by Gość123454 October 12, 2017

Kramkadanzaling 

In a Cramquoizaling state of mind

I felt Kramkadanzaling when the food that I was craving all day was still in the fridge that night

Kramkadanzaling by Caiorlyn May 22, 2019

Kramkahuse 

Kramkahuse defines a certain specific white person who likes to nibble on another colored persons arm because their eyes don’t function the same as normal humans so they think the arm is a piece of pizza

Noah: Bob stop being a Kramkahuse I don’t appreciate you nibbling my black arm
Bob: Sorry it just looks so delicious, like pepperoni pizza.

Kramkahuse by Crazyrazor August 5, 2021

kryska 

Kryska is a lovely and caring girl who is incredibly attractive, sexy, and has large titties; she is the finest person to have in a relationship; she is very industrious and gifted; she is a cautious individual. She likes to get along with everyone, and while she worries a lot, it's just because she wants everything to go well, and I admire her for it. She does everything she can to fulfill her obligations as a daughter; she would go to any length to attain her objectives, and for that reason, anybody would want to love her; she adores everyone around her as much as she adores her parents.

you are very Kryska
I like you because you're a Kryska
I love you Kryska :)

kryska by adifiufifibdwe November 23, 2021

Krymani 

Krymani is a very cool person. Loves to have fun. Love playing basketball. He always talks about how he love who he have a crush on, and also call himself the goat

Krymani will joke on you

Krymani by Imolddude November 23, 2021