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Krymson is the most breath takingly beautiful human being in the world. She's absolutely lovely. She's honest, down to earth, intelligent, funny, confident, caring, and has an old soul. She's a very talented singer. She knows what she wants and she goes for it, unless she knows it may hurt someone she truly cares about. She's incredibly talented in most things right off the bat. She cares too much sometimes, but that's what makes her incredible. If you know a Krymson, you are incredibly blessed. She's the most incredible, most amazing thing in this world.
'She's so perfect, she's definitley a Krymson.'
krymson by Tatersgonnatate September 19, 2013
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The phenomenon of defecating and masturbating simultaneously. When performing a hand job it is vital to ejaculate semen precisely at the same moment as you poop. Although originated at Krym Peninsula (Ukraine), Krymka has been recently very popular in Krakow (Malopolska).

Optionally Krymka Mega is when you come directly on your own face and scream to yourself 'Who's the Boss! Ahhhh!'.
Last Monday, as soon as I woke up, I did Krymka before having Portugal breakfast and going to work.
Krymka by LegEnddd January 10, 2009
a black man, crazy about his shoes and camo. loves pugs. embarrassed about his toes to the point he will swim in his socks.
whys that man swimming in his socks?
oh hes just a Krymzin.
krymzin by krymzin October 30, 2014
(From the novel, Ceanothus 2722) Krymson, the name given to the military Forge and project:Rage prototype, KRY-8904, by the Viral rebel, Cygnus Casavant. The name Krymson is derived from the “KRY” in his ID, the fact that his eyes are a shade of crimson, and because it was the first real name he ever heard.

Krymson finished construction on November 3rd, 2665, in the Holloway Corp. pyramid factory on the planet Wasp. He escaped from programmed disposal due to a glitch and snuck out of the factory, straight into the arms of the Predecessor rebellion, the Virals. He befriended them and worked with them for half a century, fighting to lessen the amount of surveillance from the Predecessor religion across the galaxy. In the year 2713, him and a fellow Viral, Cygnus Casavant, were caught by a Predecessor centurion squadron. Krymson managed to escape, but Casavant sadly took a shot to the head by the Predecessor, Dylan Holloway. Krymson has been on the run ever since, researching a conspiracy under the noses of the Predecessors that might just be able to bring their entire religion down.
Not many were recorded during his construction, but according to the info. provided by Dylan Holloway, Krymson is considered highly dangerous, modified with some of the most advanced cybernetics and biotechnology of the century.
From the Predecessor database {{LOG APRIL 10, 2722 (EARTH DATE)— REC: PREDTOWER ROOM 3920, ID111022190}} “Update on the rebel terrorist, codename:Krymson. We’ve gathered footage, a lot of it, actually, near an old American football stadium in the middle of Stalo City. The address is saved in the file on this case in the upper archive room. This guy, the guy in the footage, yeah, he looks a lot like what we have on this man. Red eyes, black trench, same hair, caucasian, metal biceps— yeah we’re 99% sure it’s him. He’s visiting this stadium every four months, we don’t know why. Coming from upper command, we have a double-execution order on him already taking effect. See file:Special Agent Ian Corchel, and spybranch3:Gene Nargle. Corchel is suspect of violating the Hexen on multiple occasions. He’s an NTEIB special agent, so we put his case on finding and catching Krymson, Nargle acting as his new partner. We executed his old one already, see file:Shirley Rons. Corchel and Nargle find Krymson, they execute him, and then, no witnesses, Nargle executes Corchel. This will be Earth date, August 7, 2722. A Monday. If anything needs to be changed, contact SC and get a permit for change by one of the Predecessors, specifically Buress or Rebeka Kett. Earth Date: 10-4-2722, signing out. ID is 111022190.”
Krymson by Not Stephen Hwaking November 10, 2019
You just pulled a fucking Krymzee with that 1v5 clutch
Krymzee by DapperDon May 23, 2017
The most beautiful woman I have ever met in my whole life and someday I will marry her!!
I love krymk
Krymk by Gość123454 October 12, 2017