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Krumpetschluffer 

a person who makes up fake words just to sound smarter than everyone else, but really has a very small miniscule, pathetic vocabulary. Associated with braggers, bitchers, and hoes.
That krumpetschluffer tried to show him up but really he was just being stupid.
Related Words
Boobs, mammories, tits, chi chi's, juggs, knockers, and on and on...
"She's got some krumpets i wouldn't mind spilling my tea on."
Krumpets by anti-log June 16, 2007

krumpitbum 

Slang term derived from the words "krumpit" and "bum". Refering to a lazy person who lays about until days end.
She doesn't date krumpitbums because it's hard to keep a clean couch.
krumpitbum by Atom Smash July 20, 2010

krumpies 

A case of itchy balls
"Yo why you itchin?"
"I got me the krumpies somethin' fierce"
"Aw rip bro"
krumpies by mega bung October 30, 2017
The torn edges left over from when you rip a peice of paper out of a spiral notebook.
"what the fuck, who put all their krumpets on the floor under my desk?"
Krumpets by Miguel November 21, 2004
The fireworks...the beer...the sex.... and the icecream were krumpit.
krumpit by 1spruce2 August 26, 2010
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
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