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Krumpetschluffer 

a person who makes up fake words just to sound smarter than everyone else, but really has a very small miniscule, pathetic vocabulary. Associated with braggers, bitchers, and hoes.
That krumpetschluffer tried to show him up but really he was just being stupid.
Related Words
Boobs, mammories, tits, chi chi's, juggs, knockers, and on and on...
"She's got some krumpets i wouldn't mind spilling my tea on."
Krumpets by anti-log June 16, 2007

krumpitbum 

Slang term derived from the words "krumpit" and "bum". Refering to a lazy person who lays about until days end.
She doesn't date krumpitbums because it's hard to keep a clean couch.
krumpitbum by Atom Smash July 20, 2010

krumpies 

"Yo why you itchin?"
"I got me the krumpies somethin' fierce"
"Aw rip bro"
krumpies by mega bung October 30, 2017
The torn edges left over from when you rip a peice of paper out of a spiral notebook.
"what the fuck, who put all their krumpets on the floor under my desk?"
Krumpets by Miguel November 21, 2004
The fireworks...the beer...the sex.... and the icecream were krumpit.
krumpit by 1spruce2 August 26, 2010