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felix kranken 

a man who didnt pick up the fucking phone
felix kranken:
"FELIX
PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE
YOU STUPID BITCH
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHILDREN
WHERE ARE THEY
felix i know you can hear me
PICK UP THE PHONEEE
GIVE ME-"
felix kranken by soapies July 3, 2021
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The best character in The Emperors New Groove. Talks to squirrels, and does his own theme music and always pulls the wrong lever.
Yzma: Kronk, are you talking to that squirrel?!

Yzma: Pull the lever Kronk.
*pulls a lever*
Yzma: WRONG LEVER!!!!!
Kronk by AttackOnTitan1999 March 25, 2016
When you’re completely slumped/alseep. Formed by the word KO’d and gone.
“Dude he’s passed out on the pool table should we wake him?”
“Nah he’s konked.”
Konked by vibrater calvin January 11, 2020

Konkey Dong 

The name of Donkey Kong's penis.
Im gonna kick that Donkey Kong right in his Konkey Dong!
Konkey Dong by pspmiles June 25, 2014

Kronikest 

Having or exhibiting the qualities of a supreme level of superiority.

Having excelled beyond all standards, and surpassing everything that was once thought to be the best; also: to be most kronik.
"Awh snap Tyrone! Those parachute pants you're sporting be the kronikest".

"Little Timmy was never discouraged to holler at some hood rats, being that he knew for certain, that his game was the kronikest".

"I just made the kronikest bowl of microwaved top ramen".

"My barber just hooked me up wit the kronikest fade you triflin bitches ever seen".

kronk-knockler 

Any situation, circumstance, course of events or interlocution which may be confusing to a person.
"Well that's a kronk-knockler."

Related:

"That's a hum-dinger!"
kronk-knockler by Keronica Kadwell February 10, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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