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A sexy male figure, normally tall and delicious.
Damn, you're such a kronke!
Kronke by mark hueges February 27, 2009
Words you can keep

felix kranken 

a man who didnt pick up the fucking phone
felix kranken:
"FELIX
PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE
YOU STUPID BITCH
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHILDREN
WHERE ARE THEY
felix i know you can hear me
PICK UP THE PHONEEE
GIVE ME-"
felix kranken by soapies July 3, 2021
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The best character in The Emperors New Groove. Talks to squirrels, and does his own theme music and always pulls the wrong lever.
Yzma: Kronk, are you talking to that squirrel?!

Yzma: Pull the lever Kronk.
*pulls a lever*
Yzma: WRONG LEVER!!!!!
Kronk by AttackOnTitan1999 March 25, 2016
When you’re completely slumped/alseep. Formed by the word KO’d and gone.
“Dude he’s passed out on the pool table should we wake him?”
Nah he’s konked.”
Konked by vibrater calvin January 11, 2020

Konkey Dong 

The name of Donkey Kong's penis.
Im gonna kick that Donkey Kong right in his Konkey Dong!
Konkey Dong by pspmiles June 25, 2014

Kronikest 

Having or exhibiting the qualities of a supreme level of superiority.

Having excelled beyond all standards, and surpassing everything that was once thought to be the best; also: to be most kronik.
"Awh snap Tyrone! Those parachute pants you're sporting be the kronikest".

"Little Timmy was never discouraged to holler at some hood rats, being that he knew for certain, that his game was the kronikest".

"I just made the kronikest bowl of microwaved top ramen".

"My barber just hooked me up wit the kronikest fade you triflin bitches ever seen".

kronk-knockler 

Any situation, circumstance, course of events or interlocution which may be confusing to a person.
"Well that's a kronk-knockler."

Related:

"That's a hum-dinger!"
kronk-knockler by Keronica Kadwell February 10, 2008
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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