Kristamas

When your birthday is on Christmas and you get white girl wasted.

Wooooo! It’s Kristamas, who’s ready for their trust fall.

Kristamas by White girl santa December 25, 2019

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Kristaps Porzingis

A Forward for the NY Knicks. He is most known for being a 7'3 scoring machine in the NBA. Born in Latvia and given the knick name "The unicorn" by Kevin Durant.

Kristaps Porzingis was to tall for his opponent and dunked on the defender.

Kristaps Porzingis by Carmelo Anthony August 31, 2017

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Kristupas

He is the best basketball player of all time, he is very good looking, has a massive, huge just downright gargantuan cock, and has many girlfriends (this is not a lie)

Have you met my new best friend? his name is Kristupas

Kristupas by Female_Enjoyer November 14, 2021

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kristupas

Kristupas is a sweet, generously person who always tries to lift your spirits. He tries his hardest to be the best version of himself, sometimes he can loose his way but he’s always trying. He loves love, and he loves his girlfriend even more. She helps better him and he thinks the absolute world of her. He loves playing his guitar with his bro’s. Biggest gym lad going.

“At where be kristupas”
“Kissing his guitar at the gym”

kristupas by Chonkypigeon.com October 19, 2019