kristama

1. A female name mainly popular in 'hippy' culture.

2. Also a name given by parents when they hate their child.

3. Similar to a noob but worse.

Guy 1: Dude that guy was such a noob!

Guy 2: Let it slip mate, hes a Kristama.

by Mechanoids November 2, 2006

Kristamas

When your birthday is on Christmas and you get white girl wasted.

Wooooo! It’s Kristamas, who’s ready for their trust fall.

by White girl santa December 25, 2019