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The Freddy Kreuger 

A sexual technique where one finds their partner sleeping and proceeds to ejaculate into their open hand. Once this is complete, you tickle the sleeping partners nose, causing them to smash the fresh ejaculate into their face.

This technique can be peppered with a catchphrase like:

I got you in your dreams!

or

1-2 I just came on you.
Jacqueline passed out early last night so I gave her The Freddy Kreuger. Then I was like, 1-2 I just came on you.
Related Words

dunning-krugerrand 

A disparaging term for BitCoin, a play on the Dunning-Kruger effect.
He had a lot of Dunning-Krugerrands tied up in Silk Road when the Feds took it down.
dunning-krugerrand by d.w. January 1, 2014

Kruegersexual

the attraction to a very fine man on discord
“Omg what’s your sexuality?”
“Oh, I’m Kruegersexual.”
Kruegersexual by beanleiksdirtt September 5, 2021

Albert Gerald Krueger 

A hot guy that lied about being a therapist from the game called Therapy with Dr. Albert Krueger. He is also a psychopath that kills you over his good skill of his drawing for no reason.
Person 1: Not gonna lie, I have a crush on Albert Gerald Krueger.
Person 2: ...Didn't he try killing you over his drawing?

Dunning-Kruger effect 

A condition where a person so dumb, that he fails to realise how dumb he actually is. Frankly, lacking the competence to identify incompetence - often resulting is immense self-confidence and talking massive cock.
bimbo: "I don't eat crabs coz they kill it when it's alive, it's cruel to do that."
dude: "that's the dunning-kruger effect for ya."

Rusty kreiger 

A mixed drink made of equal parts tequila, coffee liquoer, and human breast milk.
If we added milk it would be a white Mexican but all we have is breast milk. Which would make it a Rusty Kreiger.