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kruder and dorfmeister

wicked drum'n'bass duo that can only be appreciated properly through contemporary dance
one of their best songs- speechless.
kruder and dorfmeister by Rosella February 16, 2005

The Freddy Kreuger 

A sexual technique where one finds their partner sleeping and proceeds to ejaculate into their open hand. Once this is complete, you tickle the sleeping partners nose, causing them to smash the fresh ejaculate into their face.

This technique can be peppered with a catchphrase like:

I got you in your dreams!

or

1-2 I just came on you.
Jacqueline passed out early last night so I gave her The Freddy Kreuger. Then I was like, 1-2 I just came on you.
Royal Family - Austria
Guntramsdorf - Kreuter
Kreuter by Rosa89 October 3, 2011
Offsides
Rangers offside, Kreider ahead of the play
Kreider by stepan_goated August 10, 2021
A very cool man and Youtuber who is friends with Dana Rama who is so cool too
Hey Kreuger

Hey

Kreidering 

Kreidering is the act of "accidently" slipping ones penis into another's asshole when vaginal intercourse is expected.
I kriedered that bitch so hard last night my dad had to buy her a piano to keep her quiet. Man Kreidering is expensive.
Kreidering by anonymous December 11, 2020