Kreugar

When u get hit on by an Ugly Cougar

At McDonald's, my friends and I were hit on by a kreugar.

by VenomousViper February 23, 2010

Krougar

When you find an attractive cougar at the bar but wake up in the morning to find that in all actuality, she looks more like Freddy Krueger than a hot older woman.

I met this hot cougar at the VFW last night but when I woke up it turned out she was a Krougar.
I'll never drink Jack Daniels again.

by Koalabiter June 28, 2009

The Freddy Kreuger

A sexual technique where one finds their partner sleeping and proceeds to ejaculate into their open hand. Once this is complete, you tickle the sleeping partners nose, causing them to smash the fresh ejaculate into their face.

This technique can be peppered with a catchphrase like:

I got you in your dreams!

or

1-2 I just came on you.

Jacqueline passed out early last night so I gave her The Freddy Kreuger. Then I was like, 1-2 I just came on you.

by thePlunkinator November 2, 2010

The Kreegar

"It's small...but it ain't that small!!"

John pulled a "Kreegar" yesterday, it was hysterical!!

by Harry Mann May 10, 2005

Kreuger

A very cool man and Youtuber who is friends with Dana Rama who is so cool too

Hey Kreuger

Hey

by Dana Rama is so epic and cool December 7, 2020

Kruegar

An ugly older woman. The opposite of a cougar. Most likely your friend's mom.

Guy 1: Dude Jeff's mom is such a kruegar.

Guy 2: Yeah she is hideous and wants your body!
Guy 1: Shut up!

by ChuckTay24 May 18, 2010