krueger

The cool people from germany that every one loves

" Im changing my last name to krueger, their so cool."

by katie mcfarlin December 23, 2007

Krueger

A male cougar, only interested in barely legal girls.

That Jack's a dirty Krueger. If they can rent a car, they're too old for him.

by Viceroy Killjoy May 30, 2016

Krueger Sleeping Spasm

That point of sleep where you realise that your arm is sticking out of bed and therefore susceptible to being grabbed by Freddy Krueger or similar that has been waiting under your bed until you fell asleep. Symptoms include leaping, gasping, rapid heart beat, withdrawing vulnerable arm, wrapping body tightly in protective bedsheets.

This syndrome was created by excessive watching of horror flicks, usually at a socially unacceptable age.

I was having the most amazing dream about an abandoned house then BOOM, got hit by a Krueger Sleeping Spasm, thought I was having a heart attack

by juicyjackie August 26, 2011

Krueger-ring

In which a lesbian with long nails starts fingering you ( get it , Freddy Krueger has scissor fingers)
So Krueger- ring

“She gave me a Krueger-ring last night”

by Bitchesonfire May 27, 2020

krueger it

To go from last to first or from zero to hero is to Krueger it.

At the 2018 winter Olympics Simen Hegstad Krueger fell and was trampled in the first 200 meters of the 30km Skiathon. From last place, he got up, replaced his broken pole, and passed all 67 competitors to win the gold.

You came from the hood and want a scholarship to Harvard? You are totally going to Krueger it!

That guy won the race with a blown out shoe? He totally Kruegerd it!

by Grumpy old guy February 14, 2018

Albert Gerald Krueger

A hot guy that lied about being a therapist from the game called Therapy with Dr. Albert Krueger. He is also a psychopath that kills you over his good skill of his drawing for no reason.

Person 1: Not gonna lie, I have a crush on Albert Gerald Krueger.
Person 2: ...Didn't he try killing you over his drawing?

by I am currently sleepy June 30, 2021

freddy krueger dick

When your dick looks like Freddy Krueger and feels as if it’s burning

Yeah, last night I was with this chick and and I woke up with Freddy Krueger dick

by SkinIsSoft January 1, 2020