Definitions by Koalabiter

Krougar 

When you find an attractive cougar at the bar but wake up in the morning to find that in all actuality, she looks more like Freddy Krueger than a hot older woman.

I met this hot cougar at the VFW last night but when I woke up it turned out she was a Krougar.
I'll never drink Jack Daniels again.

Krougar by Koalabiter June 28, 2009

A hundred and Fuck 

The obligatory smartass answer when a fellow soldier in Iraq asks what the temperature is.

Hey, how hot is it today?
answer: A hundred and fuck, we're in Iraq damnit, did you think it would be 80 and sunny?

A hundred and Fuck by Koalabiter December 26, 2008