krêpe

A hopeless romantic who loves pink, cats & reading Fan Fiction, hates spiders, corduroy & human interaction, and basically lives for the aesthetic.

“Look at that girl with her iced caramel macchiato from Starbucks and heart shaped sunglasses”
“Ignore her, she’s just a krêpe”

by anonymous September 1, 2019

Krepe

The act of killing, and raping someone, whatever the order.

Dude, Jake and I kreped Judy last night

by Beat_Meat_Man October 21, 2018

kreets

Kreets are crusty sheets that are full of debris, such as: toe and fingernail clippings, dead skin from psoriasis, as well as bacon crumbs and other delicious food items.

The kreets were so foul they almost crawled off of the bed.

Everywhere Mark goes he seems to leave a trail of kreets behind.

by JiggyWitchyPoo June 27, 2017

keeper

someone who you keeping for life and forever, a one in a milllion.

she my one in a million she a keeper

by faaizahx1 May 1, 2020

Kreepy Kenny

noun- awkwardly awkard; one who always knows the wrong thing to say; the type of person you hide your children from, and also your dog, and cat; socially awkward; so creepy that the C wasnt enough.

If you were a Kreepy Kenny, on your day off, you would fish alone, and golf alone, then later eat dinner by yourself at your local McDonald's using coupons. For a nightcap you would eat a box of expired candy while falling asleep on your favorite chair.

by Your buddy Ty October 23, 2012

Kaeperpekpek

What Filipinos who hate the 49ers, call Niners quarterback Colin Kaepernick. Pek pek means pussy in Tagalog.

If we can't stop Kaeperpekpek on this drive, we are going to lose the Super Bowl!

by Extra Mayo February 9, 2013

Klepentomaniac

Someone who has irrestible urges to take writing implements. Klepentomania is a common disorder, and its sufferers are frequently accused of being "pen thieves" when they can't help what they're doing because they are attracted to the ownership of the perfect pen.

That woman is a Klepentomaniac.

by Robbo_HarveySpectre September 8, 2019