Kaepernicked

Receiving oral sex by a dark skin woman/man/(insert pronoun) while they’re on their knees with the national anthem playing.

I met this beautiful girl named leticia at the bar last night. Took her back to my place and she kaepernicked by dick all night.

by Gary gruber November 16, 2020

Kaepernicked

Is a person who had the world by the balls and ruined themselves by taking a stance over the improper use of symbols to interject their views.

Senator Warren Kaepernicked herself when she claimed she was Native American and her DNA test was a complete Fail!

by TJ1394 July 5, 2019

kaepernick

(n.) Paper towel used by exotic dancers and entertainers at strip clubs.

After completing her second song, Cinnamon grabbed a kaepernick and her spray bottle and wiped the pole down for the next girl.

by Bigsillyone January 19, 2014

Kaepernick

(Noun) A rich or famous person who thinks expressing their political opinion is the single most important thing.

I liked George Clooney before he became a gun control Kaepernick.

by KyContessa September 9, 2016

Kaepernick

When you take one of those skinny sticky shits that pulls your ass hairs out, hurting so bad you have to take a knee.

I was at a 49er's game and took a Kaepernick in stands, it dropped me to my knee, I was so embarrassed.

by T-Rantula September 7, 2017

Kaepernick

Full bore, unkempt, wooly, lady bush. Sometimes referred to as a "Bob Ross."

1. I always assumed Amber had a landing strip. Wasn't I surprised when she dropped trou and unleashed the Kaepernick.

by MoltenPoo July 28, 2019

Kaepernicking

To flex your bicep and kiss it in celebratory fashion. Inspired and trademarked by San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick.

Colin Kaepernick just ran for a touchdown to take the lead and is showing his celebration by kaepernicking to the crowd.

by Technyze January 24, 2013