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(n.) Paper towel used by exotic dancers and entertainers at strip clubs.
After completing her second song, Cinnamon grabbed a kaepernick and her spray bottle and wiped the pole down for the next girl.
by Bigsillyone January 19, 2014
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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(Noun) A rich or famous person who thinks expressing their political opinion is the single most important thing.
I liked George Clooney before he became a gun control Kaepernick.
by KyContessa September 09, 2016
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When you take one of those skinny sticky shits that pulls your ass hairs out, hurting so bad you have to take a knee.
I was at a 49er's game and took a Kaepernick in stands, it dropped me to my knee, I was so embarrassed.
by T-Rantula September 07, 2017
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verb To shit where you eat. To screw up big time.
Boy , did you see the way Joe did that Kaepernick?
by Uncle Joe K. December 03, 2019
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to purposefully disrespect a person, group, entity in order to gain respect (verb)
Damn girl, first, he slapped you in the face, and then you fucked him? He totally kaepernicked you.
by Wormulous German God of Comedy September 26, 2017
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