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(n.) Paper towel used by exotic dancers and entertainers at strip clubs.
After completing her second song, Cinnamon grabbed a kaepernick and her spray bottle and wiped the pole down for the next girl.
by Bigsillyone January 19, 2014
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(Noun) A rich or famous person who thinks expressing their political opinion is the single most important thing.
I liked George Clooney before he became a gun control Kaepernick.
by KyContessa September 09, 2016
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When you take one of those skinny sticky shits that pulls your ass hairs out, hurting so bad you have to take a knee.
I was at a 49er's game and took a Kaepernick in stands, it dropped me to my knee, I was so embarrassed.
by T-Rantula September 07, 2017
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to purposefully disrespect a person, group, entity in order to gain respect (verb)
Damn girl, first, he slapped you in the face, and then you fucked him? He totally kaepernicked you.
by Wormulous German God of Comedy September 27, 2017
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Full bore, unkempt, wooly, lady bush. Sometimes referred to as a "Bob Ross."
1. I always assumed Amber had a landing strip. Wasn't I surprised when she dropped trou and unleashed the Kaepernick.
by MoltenPoo July 28, 2019
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verb To shit where you eat. To screw up big time.
Boy , did you see the way Joe did that Kaepernick?
by Uncle Joe K. December 03, 2019
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The conceited act of making a silent public showing or gesture for the promotion of one's self image by exploiting social justice philosophies in order to gain fame and fortune. Usually done by someone overrated or trying to be noticed. The showing is typically considered respectful, yet appears traitorous in nature due to calculated timing. Adversely, the act usually backfires and results in unemployment, lack of respect, and the ruining of the person's self image.
PERSON 1: Bro, you look terrible. What's wrong?
PERSON 2: Homie, I had it all - great career, money, women, talent, respect...
PERSON 1: What happened?
PERSON 2: I decided to kaepernick and lost it all. Now I sell sneakers.
by jerlixx January 24, 2020
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