(n.) Paper towel used by exotic dancers and entertainers at strip clubs.
After completing her second song, Cinnamon grabbed a kaepernick and her spray bottle and wiped the pole down for the next girl.
by Bigsillyone January 20, 2014
verb To shit where you eat. To screw up big time.
Boy , did you see the way Joe did that Kaepernick?
by Uncle Joe K. December 3, 2019
(Noun) A rich or famous person who thinks expressing their political opinion is the single most important thing.
I liked George Clooney before he became a gun control Kaepernick.
by KyContessa September 10, 2016
Full bore, unkempt, wooly, lady bush. Sometimes referred to as a "Bob Ross."
1. I always assumed Amber had a landing strip. Wasn't I surprised when she dropped trou and unleashed the Kaepernick.
by MoltenPoo July 28, 2019
When you take one of those skinny sticky shits that pulls your ass hairs out, hurting so bad you have to take a knee.
I was at a 49er's game and took a Kaepernick in stands, it dropped me to my knee, I was so embarrassed.
by T-Rantula September 8, 2017
To flex your bicep and kiss it in celebratory fashion. Inspired and trademarked by San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick.
Colin Kaepernick just ran for a touchdown to take the lead and is showing his celebration by kaepernicking to the crowd.
by Technyze January 24, 2013
To flex your biceps while doing random things the way San Francisco quarterback Colin Kaepernick does when he scores touchdowns.
After a good workout I start Kaepernicking before I leave the gym
by ThisDatBoiD January 17, 2013