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(n.) Paper towel used by exotic dancers and entertainers at strip clubs.
After completing her second song, Cinnamon grabbed a kaepernick and her spray bottle and wiped the pole down for the next girl.
by Bigsillyone January 19, 2014
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(Noun) A rich or famous person who thinks expressing their political opinion is the single most important thing.
I liked George Clooney before he became a gun control Kaepernick.
by KyContessa September 09, 2016
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When you take one of those skinny sticky shits that pulls your ass hairs out, hurting so bad you have to take a knee.
I was at a 49er's game and took a Kaepernick in stands, it dropped me to my knee, I was so embarrassed.
by T-Rantula September 07, 2017
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to purposefully disrespect a person, group, entity in order to gain respect (verb)
Damn girl, first, he slapped you in the face, and then you fucked him? He totally kaepernicked you.
by Wormulous German God of Comedy September 27, 2017
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