Krepen is person. He goes up when his clock rings. then she goes on his computer all day and chats on discord in random spam
by Krepen September 17, 2018
Get the Krepen mug.Someone who has irrestible urges to take writing implements. Klepentomania is a common disorder, and its sufferers are frequently accused of being "pen thieves" when they can't help what they're doing because they are attracted to the ownership of the perfect pen.
That woman is a Klepentomaniac.
by Robbo_HarveySpectre September 8, 2019
Get the Klepentomaniac mug.1.)A condition of severely stunted physical and mental growth due to untreated congenital deficiency of thyroid hormones.
2.)A remarkably cool word which can be used for various purposes:
afor addressing someone who is really stupid or annoys the shit out of you;
bfor pointing out how you don't like something;
cif you have nothing to say when someone tells a funny or stupid joke;
dwhen someone says something you find extremely irritating;
equite frankly it can be used as a substitution for any curse word in the existence.
2.)A remarkably cool word which can be used for various purposes:
afor addressing someone who is really stupid or annoys the shit out of you;
bfor pointing out how you don't like something;
cif you have nothing to say when someone tells a funny or stupid joke;
dwhen someone says something you find extremely irritating;
equite frankly it can be used as a substitution for any curse word in the existence.
1.) -OMGWTF what's up with that guy?
-Dude, you shouldn't make fun of him, I think he has kretenizem.
2.)a -Hey, what's up?
-Shut the f*** up you kretenizem!
b-Wooooow that's astounding!
-naah, I think it's really stupid ... what a kretenizem.
c-You know why the world didn't end? Because Chuck Norris didn't allow it! HAHAHAHAHAHA
-haha kretenizem :)
d-{jaw drops to the ground} Damn, look at that girls rack!
-That's my girlfriend you piece of shit! stop being such a kretenizem!
e-kretenizem kretenizem, get of my property you fucking kretenizem or I will shoot the kretenizem out of your kretenizem!!! (also it sounds way less awkward than "I will shoot the shit out of your ass")
-Dude, you shouldn't make fun of him, I think he has kretenizem.
2.)a -Hey, what's up?
-Shut the f*** up you kretenizem!
b-Wooooow that's astounding!
-naah, I think it's really stupid ... what a kretenizem.
c-You know why the world didn't end? Because Chuck Norris didn't allow it! HAHAHAHAHAHA
-haha kretenizem :)
d-{jaw drops to the ground} Damn, look at that girls rack!
-That's my girlfriend you piece of shit! stop being such a kretenizem!
e-kretenizem kretenizem, get of my property you fucking kretenizem or I will shoot the kretenizem out of your kretenizem!!! (also it sounds way less awkward than "I will shoot the shit out of your ass")
by Bosslike January 14, 2013
Get the Kretenizem mug.Krapen are legendary monsters of giant proportions. They are reportedly sighted after a particularly disastrous misadventure on the toilet seat and the term has come to describe a mythologically disgusting shit. The sheer size and fearsome appearance attributed to the Krapen has made it a common feature in various fictional works.
Bro 1: Holy shit who used this toilet last!?
Bro 2: Haha, yeah dropped a bomb didn't I?
Bro 1: Dude you have totally unleashed the Krapen!!
Bro 2: Haha, yeah dropped a bomb didn't I?
Bro 1: Dude you have totally unleashed the Krapen!!
by 5holycows January 10, 2013
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Get the kremena mug.Some fucking retard on the internet that likes girls and has mostly female friends also gets pissed off when you try to take your shit.
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