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To feel extreme pressure. Socially uncomfortable in most situations. To be of a cumbersome like quality or awkward proportion.
"I have so much to do, I'm such a Krelson"
"I really don't know what to say, I hope I don't come off as a Krelson!"
Krelson by Trebor Nolsen September 9, 2009
A person who has a very high self consciousness, most of the time secretly depressed yet hides it perfectly. A Kelson has a secret that no knows that they'll gladly die before saying it. They are strong, clever, act dumb, and usually quite lay back. You will often find one laying down relaxing as often as they can. A Kelson will always tell you their fine when it comes to emotions, except when they experience death, and even then they very rarely cry.
"Kelson's depressed, look at him he's perfectly fine."

"They're falling asleep in the grass at this time, jeez they're such a Kelson."

"Kelson said that he's alright, but is that true?"
Kelson by Fenris November 26, 2018
Always a blonde.

His carefree attitude attracts people to him. He looks like a badass, but actually the sweetest person you'll ever know.
Who's that angry looking dude in the corner?

He looks mean, but he's a real Kelson once you get to know him.
Kelson by Name Checker February 3, 2010
1) A clueless person; expressing stereotypically blonde tendencies 2) A humorous display of complete idiocy
1) did you hear that kelson say that "the man" is dead?

2) dude, you just pulled a kelson!
kelson by gSchliss September 26, 2006

kelson mcnelson 

kelson mcnelson doxxed me i’m big scared!!!
Hey kierson ate my dick
kierson by kbplayer17 July 24, 2021
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