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kriddler
The kriddler is someone who fixes things that still work and leaves them broken. Derived from kriddled. The item that is now in worse shape than it was before is now "kriddled." A common symptom of being a "kriddler" is the false perception that microscopic, often crystalline bugs are nesting and crawling on the skin. A kriddler will often be seen carrying 5 unrelated objects together. A kriddler will often be seen wearing a flashlight on their head. A kriddler will often crawl across hotel floors at night focusing on the shadows under the door and sounds from the hall. A kriddler hired to build a shelf in your garage will more likely organize you screws, nuts, and bolts thinking he or she has done you a service. If you see a person walking a cat with a leash chances are they kriddle. Kriddlers may determine they are being tracked by secret agents via an oily film found on their car windshield.
Kriddlers are known to help you look for stuff they just stole from you. A kriddler will try to sell something shortly after they stole it from you. They will also wait to steal from you when it can be pinned on someone you like or they don't like. A kriddler will admit to somthing today and deny it tomorrow. Kriddlers often will take something without asking and leave it some place else.
Kriddlers are often seen with pillbillys and pillagers.
Kriddlers are known to help you look for stuff they just stole from you. A kriddler will try to sell something shortly after they stole it from you. They will also wait to steal from you when it can be pinned on someone you like or they don't like. A kriddler will admit to somthing today and deny it tomorrow. Kriddlers often will take something without asking and leave it some place else.
Kriddlers are often seen with pillbillys and pillagers.
Don't let that kriddler touch your computer.
That television worked alright, but now only the A\V input works with no volume. It is a piece of shit. It has been kriddled.
I made the mistake of meeting the kriddlers at the compound.
Never loan a kriddler money. Never front a kriddler a bag.
Not all tweaks are kriddlers, but all kriddlers are tweaks.
That television worked alright, but now only the A\V input works with no volume. It is a piece of shit. It has been kriddled.
I made the mistake of meeting the kriddlers at the compound.
Never loan a kriddler money. Never front a kriddler a bag.
Not all tweaks are kriddlers, but all kriddlers are tweaks.
kriddler by Tyler Eves August 13, 2010
Related Words
Kreindler • Kreidler • Kendler • Kindler • Kreider • Kreidering • kreidermacher • Kreiler • kreindl • Kreiner Hat Trick
Kreiler
1)
Used to express envy towards a person whom perhaps have won something out of pure luck.
2)
Also used to define a merchant or buisnessman who is trying to buy cheap and sell high in a quite stuborn way.
Used to express envy towards a person whom perhaps have won something out of pure luck.
2)
Also used to define a merchant or buisnessman who is trying to buy cheap and sell high in a quite stuborn way.
1)
"Man, that's so kreil!"
or just "Kreil.."
2)
"You are a damn kreiler, you know that?!"
or as a mild curseword; "Kreiler!"
"Man, that's so kreil!"
or just "Kreil.."
2)
"You are a damn kreiler, you know that?!"
or as a mild curseword; "Kreiler!"
Kreiler by Platypus89 February 25, 2007
Kreiner Hat Trick
In football, when player scores a touchdown and intercepts a pass in the same game, then gives his opponent a post-game consolation blow job in the ultimate display of athletic prowess and sportsmanship. Mustachioed blow jobs are obviously preferred, though they are not necessary to complete the hat trick.
Keanu was so upset after the heart-breaking loss, Evan had no choice but to complete the Kreiner Hat Trick right there in the end zone.
Kreiner Hat Trick by CFL4Life November 26, 2010
Kindler
A United States Marine who is suspected to be the less famous twin brother of the goonies character sloth. Aside from causing the food shortage in most 3rd world countries he also does an outstanding job of being on light duty, eating babies, occasionally buying out the entire stock of baby ruth bars and generally sucking at life. With the I.Q. equivalent to a brick his only defense mechanism is taking off his glasses causing his eyes to go opposite directions which is intended to confuse the enemy) he then throws gloves at them. Anything that is done in an idiotic manner, with less than a normal level of common sense, or generally thought of as retarded should be referred to as "pulling a kindler"
"dude you seriously just hit yourself in the forehead with a crowbar, that's what I call pulling a kindler!"
Kindler by spam mcspamalot April 15, 2009
kreindl
It's where you are with a girl (or boy) and you can't get it up and then you shit yourself. you must then extend both arms to the kreindl'd woman (or man) and yell KREINDL!!
kreindl by BUCKMASTERFLEX January 28, 2008
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