It's where you are with a girl (or boy) and you can't get it up and then you shit yourself. you must then extend both arms to the kreindl'd woman (or man) and yell KREINDL!!
by BUCKMASTERFLEX January 28, 2008
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Get the Kreindler mug.To slice the top of someone's head off - when Hannibal Lecter removed Paul Krendler's uppermost cranium and started to dissect his brain
"Holy shit - that pane of glass has just shot off the back of the Lorry and Krendled that guy's head"
by BaldyMcSlaphead January 26, 2020
Get the Krendle mug.1.(Noun) Cry-d-Ler A smallish man easily confused with a seventh grader. May or may not have incestuous feelings, these being especially prevalent in instances of twins.
ex. Is that a grown, human man with his daughter or a seventh grade boy fondling his sister?
2. Kreidlery (adv) Modifying a noun or verb to indicate its comically oompa-loompic nature.
ex. Is that a grown, human man with his daughter or a seventh grade boy fondling his sister?
2. Kreidlery (adv) Modifying a noun or verb to indicate its comically oompa-loompic nature.
ex. He dances very kreidlery. or He can make up songs about morals on the spot, his brain works very kreidlery.
by MarchMadness December 15, 2008
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