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Kreidler 

1.(Noun) Cry-d-Ler A smallish man easily confused with a seventh grader. May or may not have incestuous feelings, these being especially prevalent in instances of twins.

ex. Is that a grown, human man with his daughter or a seventh grade boy fondling his sister?

2. Kreidlery (adv) Modifying a noun or verb to indicate its comically oompa-loompic nature.
ex. He dances very kreidlery. or He can make up songs about morals on the spot, his brain works very kreidlery.
Kreidler by MarchMadness December 15, 2008
1)
Used to express envy towards a person whom perhaps have won something out of pure luck.

2)
Also used to define a merchant or buisnessman who is trying to buy cheap and sell high in a quite stuborn way.
1)
"Man, that's so kreil!"
or just "Kreil.."

2)
"You are a damn kreiler, you know that?!"
or as a mild curseword; "Kreiler!"
Kreiler by Platypus89 February 25, 2007
Related Words
Offsides
Rangers offside, Kreider ahead of the play
Kreider by stepan_goated August 10, 2021

Kreindler 

The most awesome people in the world no duh
That Kreindler girl is awesome at EVERYTHING!
Kreindler by Rosa GG June 11, 2018

Kreidering 

Kreidering is the act of "accidently" slipping ones penis into another's asshole when vaginal intercourse is expected.
I kriedered that bitch so hard last night my dad had to buy her a piano to keep her quiet. Man Kreidering is expensive.
Kreidering by anonymous December 11, 2020
Bad ass who will steal you're girl has the biggest dick and is the best sports player at any sport.
Jesse Kridler
kridler by Gridsaver May 19, 2017

kreidermacher 

of german decent: meaning "chalk maker". the kreidermacher's create some of the most amazingly attractive and glorious people in the world.
dude i totally wanna hook up with a kreidermacher
kreidermacher by MegKreidyy June 17, 2008
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