The Kratzer Effect is a phenomenon that occurs when a contradictory inquiry truly has no solution
"If you put ice in coffee, when you drink it will it be cold or hot?"
"Well, the ice makes it cold. But, the coffee is already hot. The Kratzer Effect strikes again."
Someone who is a strong proud German nationalist. They are constantly accused of being a Nazi, even though they claim they are not... (they are). They are generally of a calm nature, only involving themselves when their country is mentioned. They enjoy browsing reddit meme communities and talking about how great their country is in reddit comments.
"My grandmother was in the Royal Air Force in 1942, she met a a Nazi named Kratzheller, and married him. She shortly divorced him after."