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Kratzer Effect 

The Kratzer Effect is a phenomenon that occurs when a contradictory inquiry truly has no solution
"If you put ice in coffee, when you drink it will it be cold or hot?"
"Well, the ice makes it cold. But, the coffee is already hot. The Kratzer Effect strikes again."
Kratzer Effect by E. Kratzer March 28, 2023
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Basically anything God-Like or just straight up amazing.
Person 1: So what did you think of Call of Duty: World at War?
Person 2: It was good, but not as good as CoD4. That game was Kratzer!
Kratzer by A Large Panda May 2, 2010
a little capper that is mOre irritating than a giselle
katzkes are dumb kids
katzke by crispy dough November 22, 2021

Kratzheller 

Someone who is a strong proud German nationalist. They are constantly accused of being a Nazi, even though they claim they are not... (they are). They are generally of a calm nature, only involving themselves when their country is mentioned. They enjoy browsing reddit meme communities and talking about how great their country is in reddit comments.
"My grandmother was in the Royal Air Force in 1942, she met a a Nazi named Kratzheller, and married him. She shortly divorced him after."
Kratzheller by Falafel247 December 2, 2022
A kratze is a girl who scatches all around. Word is German origin. Has been defined by trumppi!
Katrin is a Kratze!
kratze by RobiNetz October 23, 2003
Someone who is homophobic but secretly extremely gay
Guy 1: Josh over there keeps calling me a fag.
Guy 2: Josh? He's such a Kratzer. I heard he sucks guys off through glory holes because he's ashamed.
Kratzer by Novato August 31, 2021