keastered

To hide something up the ass

I keastered my dope wile in the pen.

by jonnysocko March 7, 2011

keetered

BOTH drunk and stoned.

"Man, we were drunk last night, but you were totally stoned too." "Yeah, dude. I was pretty keetered."

by SwingBatter October 12, 2009

kaspered

Consecutively double faulting three or more times during a game of tennis. May also refer to a number of variants all involving failure during a game of doubles specifically - repeatedly slamming easy balls into the net, awkwardly jumping in the way of a team mates ball and instigating an uncoordinated unforced error, missing the ball entirely, or performing a poor man's version of the Van Damme splits while sliding and then holding the general lower back region.

This is accompanied by profuse swearing (usually in the form of an f-bomb), complaining, and/or blaming inanimate objects and non-existant environmental factors such as 'the wind'. These factors (and others such as breaking things and wiring things up wrong) inherently exist regardless of whether there is a tennis game going on, yet they are an essential component to truly Kaspering something.

(After someone unnecessarily jumps in, and rather poorly, does something that you had covered and were all over): "Wow, you sure Kaspered that one!"

Person 1: "Dude, the server's not working."
Person 2: "Yeah, it's been Kaspered".

(After someone excessively complains about something, for example, complaining the whole way while running 10km): "You sir, are the Kasper of running".

by coneman March 25, 2013

kattered

to be completely wasted, to the point where you can't stand up or talk properly. you may also find yourself hanging onto random people for support, and/ or even pulling them down to the ground unintentionally.

Did you see David last night at that party? He drank like a whole bottle of orange vodka and was totally Kattered.

Hey guys, let's get totally kattered tonight!

by paquier100 August 14, 2010

Krantered

To get so wasted on a night out that u wake up the next afternoon in ur bed, with a hospital wristband with ur name spelt wrong on ur wrist, vague memories of flashing lights and no idea how u got there.

man, i got so krantered last night i've got no idea what the fuck i did!

by Kranter December 25, 2008

keaster

put in your ass to hide or hold...

where do you stash your dope when your driving? i keaster it...

by mrfnk November 21, 2009

keistered

To smuggle or conceal in ones anus. To hide a foreign substance in ones rectum.

Steve totally keistered that hard boiled egg without cracking it.

by Joeseph Campbell April 21, 2006