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An idiot.
You are a Kongu! You look like a Koungu!
Koungu by LIPF5I July 2, 2022
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A fobby male or female who just came to America and acts very shy. (K-Town)
The guy from the club was konguru which made him avoid everyone the whole night.
Konguru by Kiwilumps August 24, 2012
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Noun: An absolute bafoon, a bumbling idiot, a real dumbass.

Verb: Committing an act of complete idiocy
Noun Ex: "What is this krungus doing in the middle if the street?"
Verb: "Aight y'all, we gonna krungus tonight!!"
Krungus by MarsBoi March 28, 2019
Person A: what is your idea for the new kung fu studio mascot?

Person B: I was thinking we could stick with something classic and use Kungus

Person A: wow! What a swag idea! Let’s ask Tai Sifu!
kungus by Linds_la_croix June 10, 2021
A man who carries a huge shlong between his inner thighs.
Josh seen David naked in the locker room and said "damn man you a koungga!" 👀 Women must wanna suck you long time with that anaconda.
Koungga by Savage Goddess19 March 17, 2022
Small, disgusting particles of food, dirt, or trash. Usually found in hidden spaces, like between couch cushions or under a car seat.
Sarah decided to pass on her Uber when she noticed all the krungus on the car seat.
Krungus by KarenG July 8, 2017
the crusty kid in the back of the bus playing garbage rap music on their blue tooth speaker
god i’m sucking of listening to that koongus’s music it makes my ears bleed
koongus by koongushater June 1, 2021
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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