klungus

The opposite of lungo . Klungus is when you pee while having your ass eaten.

Klungus is a thing I do on Tuesdays only

by OogalaBoogala777 June 23, 2022

Klongus

A horse/donkey dick that can be seen from a far.

The preschooler was knocked out shortly after he was badonked up side the head by an alpha donkeys klongus.

by Klongus September 4, 2020

Krungus

Noun: An absolute bafoon, a bumbling idiot, a real dumbass.

Verb: Committing an act of complete idiocy

Noun Ex: "What is this krungus doing in the middle if the street?"
Verb: "Aight y'all, we gonna krungus tonight!!"

by MarsBoi March 28, 2019

kungus

A kung fu fighting mushroom

Person A: what is your idea for the new kung fu studio mascot?

Person B: I was thinking we could stick with something classic and use Kungus

Person A: wow! What a swag idea! Let’s ask Tai Sifu!

by Linds_la_croix June 10, 2021

Klürgussy

anything you want it to be - yesterday, grandmas meat curtains, a wet dream, Michigan salt man, your mood after spaghetti. Anything you want it to be.

(Klürgussed, Klürgussin, Klürgensaw)

Big red at the smoke shop would be a curdled Klürgussy if he knew what the phantom phranks did last night.

by TripleLayerMeatCurtainChalupa February 3, 2023

Krungus

Small, disgusting particles of food, dirt, or trash. Usually found in hidden spaces, like between couch cushions or under a car seat.

Sarah decided to pass on her Uber when she noticed all the krungus on the car seat.

by KarenG July 8, 2017

Krungus

All that Krungle stuff in a jar (can be spreadable)

Mmmmm I love that spreadable Krungus on toast

by Dachungle January 17, 2022