Kotzed

To crap one's pants at a business meeting, and then actually tell people about it.

"You won't believe this! Dave told me he Kotzed himself at that Board Meeting yesterday!"

by Brookmine Associates March 20, 2009

Katzed

the awkward experience that usually involves some sort of social discomfort, unnecessary aggression, or temporary embarrassment.

My toilet seat is covered with piss and my toilet bowl is full of turds...I've been KATZED!

by Wild Bill Suckock June 30, 2010

Kozed

To get kozed means to be relaxed.
-verb-

I want to go home and get kozed.

by L-train & BP February 28, 2009

Katzed

When you ejaculate during a hook up without getting your dick touched by the girl

I accidentally Katzed in my pants during my last hook up! It was a sticky mess

by cccooo1234 June 6, 2018

KLOTZED

Ruining a roll of film by opening the back of a camera with a loaded roll inside.

That photographer just klotzed his roll!

by Den Daddy May 15, 2021

kotze

Kotze is a german word for something really ugly. When you vomit - You spit: Kotze ! Got it?

das ist zum kotzen !

by Oliver February 2, 2004

Kozed

1. To completely exclude somebody from a conversation or party based on their irritating and annoying personality.

2. To irreparably mess something up, or to attempt something and fail miserably.

Matt did deserve to get KOZED for asking so many dumb questions.

I can't believe how bad he KOZED that test.

by matt the batt March 18, 2009