kotzer

a very cool amount of people

i am a kotzer

by brudda345 October 7, 2020

Kotfer

A family name from Hungarian decent. Strong-willled and outdoorsy. Anyone from this family may be closed off at first, but they grow on you over time. A Kotfer is extremely beautiful or handsome.

Look at that muscular Kotfer boy, he is so hot.

by Asidil January 3, 2013

Kutzered

1. The label given to a person who is believed to be involved in sexual activities with someone of the last name implied.

2. Furthermore, it is the action of completely owning something in a sexual way.

1. You just got Kutzered.
2. I am totally going to Kutzer this assignment.

by ms18 October 25, 2011

philip kotler presidential award

The act of pleasuring yourself by licking your own Asshole. Used in reference to inventing an award to present to yourself.

What a coincidence! My cat was receiving a Philip kotler presidential award while Modi was receiving the same.

by Class struggle memes January 15, 2019

Klotzer

adj;

1. Referring to one residing in Pennsyltucky.

noun;

1. One generally to be found in bus stations or other transient locations talking to himself while playing on his smart phone.

2. A poop digit or poop-finger. 4)A normal sized person who once was a slovenly piece of shit.

verb;

1. To smell the tissue one has just ejaculated into.

Dude, don't use that to wipe away your tears, I just Klotzered it about 15 minutes ago.

by JoeRomePark November 26, 2010

Kotzur

A ridiculously attractive male, the perfect adorkable nerd that every woman wants to have.
See also: bootylicious

Wow I wish I could get myself a Kotzur!

Emma is dating a Kotzur, I'm sooooooo jealous :(

by Diesal587 July 13, 2014

kutzer

Kutzer’s are the hottest last name you can possibly have, everyone wants a kutzer in their life every kutzer is the cutest/hottest person you will ever meet-calum kutzer

He Is sUcH an EpIc GaMeR
BeCaUsE He iS A KuTzEr

by Ckutzer October 27, 2020