kotzer
i am a kotzer
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philip kotler presidential award
The act of pleasuring yourself by licking your own Asshole. Used in reference to inventing an award to present to yourself.
What a coincidence! My cat was receiving a Philip kotler presidential award while Modi was receiving the same.
philip kotler presidential award by Class struggle memes January 15, 2019
Klotzer
adj;
1. Referring to one residing in Pennsyltucky.
noun;
1. One generally to be found in bus stations or other transient locations talking to himself while playing on his smart phone.
2. A poop digit or poop-finger. 4)A normal sized person who once was a slovenly piece of shit.
verb;
1. To smell the tissue one has just ejaculated into.
1. Referring to one residing in Pennsyltucky.
noun;
1. One generally to be found in bus stations or other transient locations talking to himself while playing on his smart phone.
2. A poop digit or poop-finger. 4)A normal sized person who once was a slovenly piece of shit.
verb;
1. To smell the tissue one has just ejaculated into.
Klotzer by JoeRomePark November 26, 2010
Kotzur
A ridiculously attractive male, the perfect adorkable nerd that every woman wants to have.
See also: bootylicious
See also: bootylicious
kutzer
Kutzer’s are the hottest last name you can possibly have, everyone wants a kutzer in their life every kutzer is the cutest/hottest person you will ever meet-calum kutzer
He Is sUcH an EpIc GaMeR
BeCaUsE He iS A KuTzEr
BeCaUsE He iS A KuTzEr
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