kootzed 

to get very drunk, a term made by stef trowbridge & tristin savage

“Yo i was so kootzed last night that i fucked some random dude”

kootzed by Steftrowbridge June 28, 2021

KLOTZED 

Ruining a roll of film by opening the back of a camera with a loaded roll inside.

That photographer just klotzed his roll!

KLOTZED by Den Daddy May 15, 2021

Kotzed

To crap one's pants at a business meeting, and then actually tell people about it.

"You won't believe this! Dave told me he Kotzed himself at that Board Meeting yesterday!"

Kotzed by Brookmine Associates March 20, 2009