kootzed

to get very drunk, a term made by stef trowbridge & tristin savage

“Yo i was so kootzed last night that i fucked some random dude”

by Steftrowbridge June 28, 2021

KLOTZED

Ruining a roll of film by opening the back of a camera with a loaded roll inside.

That photographer just klotzed his roll!

by Den Daddy May 15, 2021

Kotzed

To crap one's pants at a business meeting, and then actually tell people about it.

"You won't believe this! Dave told me he Kotzed himself at that Board Meeting yesterday!"

by Brookmine Associates March 20, 2009