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Kismesis 

This is a mash-up of the words 'Kismet' meaning 'fated' or 'destined' and 'Nemesis', which i hope we all know means 'rival' etc
so together, a Kismesis, (or plural, as in 'a pair of Kismeses' taking after the plural of nemesis) is your fated rival; or even, some would say, your Serendipitous Rival. Kismessitude is also sometimes called 'Black Romance' or 'Caliginous Romance' (calidinous meaning misty, dim; obscure, dark) in that it is dark and hateful, so lets not forget the romantic aspect, as in competing with someone so often, tensions run high... including sexual tension (eyebrow-wiggle)
now that you know what a Kismesis is, go get your black-mack on

Antithesis: Matesprit
A lot of people think that Naruto and Sasuke are in fact Kismesis, as not only do they do their best to out do each other at every turn, but they also kissed at least once.
Kismesis by Flarga September 2, 2013
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Kosher Casino

Noun. A synonym for the stock market
Boris: The entire market is down today but I made 3,000 bucks
Rodger: Dang you played and won at the Kosher Casino. Beat them at their own game
Kosher Casino by Duke, PhD February 2, 2023
kosmokh is a persian word. a guy who is as dumb as shit. but he thinks that he's a fucking genius. you can only find poop instead of brain in his head.
Ebi Shahla is the greatest kosmokh ever.
kosmokh by mdik August 19, 2018
Koomer. Latin for "cums a lot". Usually referring to someone who masturbates excessively.
1. Erik is such a Koomer.

2. He keeps jacking off nonstop.
Koomer by Koombayuh March 8, 2021
Originated from the abbreviation KOS "Kill On Sight"

It's a word in online video games used to refer to people who are KOS.

It is more commonly used in the online game Roblox.
Dude, that koser just killed me for no reason.
The kosers are killing everyone.
i'm hackin all of you stopid kosers,
Koser by Mr.Koalas April 25, 2020
It's persian (farsi) for Pimp but it has taken another tone in a common vocabulary. It can be used to replace fucker, asshole, buddy, bro. It all depends of how you use it. It can be a friendly word or a very nasty one depending to the way it is used. It's as powerful as the word fucker.
example 1 :
hey koskesh, you were supposed to call me what happened?
example 2:
that koskesh will get what he deserves
example 3:
Don't do business with that koskesh, he would sell his own mom for a buck
koskesh by koskhol December 31, 2005
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Ajumma wait a moment
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