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When you go to the bathroom to take a shit and instead of it being enjoyable. it feels like the world is ending if only the smell dosent take you first.

It may often splash up, as a final "fuck you" which makes the wiping process that much worse.
X:Dude I dont know what i ate last night but I just dropped a koser and am still surprised im here.

Y: Yeah man, those really can ruin not only a day but a week.
Koser by Gern-haha December 14, 2010
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-you suck
-oh fuck you, you KOSER
-*loser
koser by nick_fox February 20, 2020
for something to be nasty, not right or just something you wouldnt do
oh my goodness did you see her nappy hair, i swear that aint koser
koser by chanae November 22, 2003
supa swaggggers
Kosers are the swaggiest family, especially the eldest daughter, Ems
Koser by saltytoess September 13, 2021
an acronym used in fighting or survival games, mostly in roblox, to describe someone who ‘kills on sight’ or kills anything it sees. most of these people are really toxic.
player: “HEY STOP KILLING ME YOU KOSER”
koser: “L BOZO GET BETTER AT THE GAME
koser by mochaXX16 January 14, 2024
A chem teacher who wears Hawaiian shirts on Thursdays, likes puns, and occasionally tells long stories that either end with a pun or relate to a chem topic (or both).
Note a koker will use peanut butter sandwiches as a simile for almost all types of bonding.
(Jonah walks into chem class with a Hawaiian shirt on Thursday)
Grant “your such a koker”
Koker by epicgamer22 January 23, 2020