kootch 

slang word for vagina, also slang for ashton kutcher.

That little kid accidently hit that old lady right in the kootch.

Hey, what's that show called on MTV that has the kootch on it?

kootch by Stevemo September 9, 2004

Kootch 

The coolest girl at RMU; a Zeta; one who makes all the boys SWOON...

This girl named Kootch went to the Phi Delt formal with a boy named Blue, and he drank to much and said some stupid things that he really didn't mean at all and was very embarrassed about.

Kootch by Brian J Murphy April 7, 2004

Kootch B.O 

A kootch that smells like armpit body odor.

Friend 1: "Hey man, did you nail that chick last night?"

Friend 2: Naw man, she had crazy kootch B.O. I had a friend call and act like there was an emergency so i could get outta there."

Kootch B.O by Barfamidget March 25, 2009

Kootch Blootch

The world's greatest YouTube rapper. Such hits of his include "Pickle for Nickel", "Whipits at the QuickChek Parking Lot", "Skoople", "Wizards and Ketamine", and more. Kootch Blootch is best known for his masterful lyrical craft.

Person 1: "Yo have you heard the new Kootch Blootch song?"
Person 2: "Of course I have, I only listen to good music"

Kootch Blootch by Fpstoast November 19, 2025

killer kootch 

Kootch so Strong it will Take your Life.

Beware of the Killer Kootch on the loose, it will snatch your life force.

killer kootch by Mary Puffins May 15, 2022

koothead 

an insult similar to peebrain
usually preceded by dummy and idot

abbeighyie: you fool. you clown. you idot.
kulsoom: okay peebrain
abby: okay koothead

koothead by hiraffe January 28, 2021

kotchski 

A more formal form of cotch, which is a regional term for a tool of the male variety. A dude who seriously overcompensates, typically without knowing it. A more offensive poser, with heavier narcissism to the point of parody. Also very heavy on the "alpha" complex. Can possibly be traced to definitions 6 and 7 of "Kotch."

Sweet Jesus, the guy driving the pimped-out Neon is a screaming kotchski.

kotchski by Napoleon Bonerhard November 19, 2006