Fpstoast's definitions

Fred Shit

When someone does something so ostensibly stupid that it calls into question the person's IQ, often producing hilarious results.

Did you see Tom hit that dude's car earlier, despite having seen it right before his eyes the whole time? I guess he's on his Fred Shit today.

by Fpstoast January 11, 2023

Kootch Blootch

The world's greatest YouTube rapper. Such hits of his include "Pickle for Nickel", "Whipits at the QuickChek Parking Lot", "Skoople", "Wizards and Ketamine", and more. Kootch Blootch is best known for his masterful lyrical craft.

Person 1: "Yo have you heard the new Kootch Blootch song?"
Person 2: "Of course I have, I only listen to good music"

by Fpstoast November 19, 2025