Definitions by Fpstoast

Kootch Blootch

The world's greatest YouTube rapper. Such hits of his include "Pickle for Nickel", "Whipits at the QuickChek Parking Lot", "Skoople", "Wizards and Ketamine", and more. Kootch Blootch is best known for his masterful lyrical craft.

Person 1: "Yo have you heard the new Kootch Blootch song?"
Person 2: "Of course I have, I only listen to good music"

Kootch Blootch by Fpstoast November 19, 2025

Fred Shit 

When someone does something so ostensibly stupid that it calls into question the person's IQ, often producing hilarious results.

Did you see Tom hit that dude's car earlier, despite having seen it right before his eyes the whole time? I guess he's on his Fred Shit today.

Fred Shit by Fpstoast January 11, 2023