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Kootch
This girl named Kootch went to the Phi Delt formal with a boy named Blue, and he drank to much and said some stupid things that he really didn't mean at all and was very embarrassed about.
Kootch by Brian J Murphy April 7, 2004
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Kootch B.O
Friend 1: "Hey man, did you nail that chick last night?"
Friend 2: Naw man, she had crazy kootch B.O. I had a friend call and act like there was an emergency so i could get outta there."
Friend 2: Naw man, she had crazy kootch B.O. I had a friend call and act like there was an emergency so i could get outta there."
Kootch B.O by Barfamidget March 25, 2009
Kootch Blootch
The world's greatest YouTube rapper. Such hits of his include "Pickle for Nickel", "Whipits at the QuickChek Parking Lot", "Skoople", "Wizards and Ketamine", and more. Kootch Blootch is best known for his masterful lyrical craft.
Person 1: "Yo have you heard the new Kootch Blootch song?"
Person 2: "Of course I have, I only listen to good music"
Person 2: "Of course I have, I only listen to good music"
Kootch Blootch by Fpstoast November 19, 2025
killer kootch
killer kootch by Mary Puffins May 15, 2022
kotchski
A more formal form of cotch, which is a regional term for a tool of the male variety. A dude who seriously overcompensates, typically without knowing it. A more offensive poser, with heavier narcissism to the point of parody. Also very heavy on the "alpha" complex. Can possibly be traced to definitions 6 and 7 of "Kotch."
kotchski by Napoleon Bonerhard November 19, 2006
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