kootch

slang word for vagina, also slang for ashton kutcher.

That little kid accidently hit that old lady right in the kootch.

Hey, what's that show called on MTV that has the kootch on it?

by Stevemo September 9, 2004

Kootch

The coolest girl at RMU; a Zeta; one who makes all the boys SWOON...

This girl named Kootch went to the Phi Delt formal with a boy named Blue, and he drank to much and said some stupid things that he really didn't mean at all and was very embarrassed about.

by Brian J Murphy April 7, 2004

Kootch B.O

A kootch that smells like armpit body odor.

Friend 1: "Hey man, did you nail that chick last night?"

Friend 2: Naw man, she had crazy kootch B.O. I had a friend call and act like there was an emergency so i could get outta there."

by Barfamidget March 25, 2009

killer kootch

Kootch so Strong it will Take your Life.

Beware of the Killer Kootch on the loose, it will snatch your life force.

by Mary Puffins May 15, 2022

Kootch Blootch

The world's greatest YouTube rapper. Such hits of his include "Pickle for Nickel", "Whipits at the QuickChek Parking Lot", "Skoople", "Wizards and Ketamine", and more. Kootch Blootch is best known for his masterful lyrical craft.

Person 1: "Yo have you heard the new Kootch Blootch song?"
Person 2: "Of course I have, I only listen to good music"

by Fpstoast November 19, 2025