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Koomer. Latin for "cums a lot". Usually referring to someone who masturbates excessively.
1. Erik is such a Koomer.

2. He keeps jacking off nonstop.
Koomer by Koombayuh March 8, 2021
Related Words
Koomey Kooey Koomer koofey Kooley Kooney Khoomeynie Koobey Koogey kookmeyer

kookmeyer 

Wilbur Kookmeyer, a popular cartoon character from Surfer Magazine. He is the epitome of a kook - can't surf worth a shit and is a complete friendless loser (except for his dog, although you get the impression that his dog thinks he's a kook, too), but loves surfing and thinks of himself as a pro-caliber ripper. Hated by all other surfers and constantly humiliating himself and behaving like, well...a kook.
Huntington Beach is full of kookmeyers, especially all those 30-something dipshits who act like locals but can't really surf worth a shit.
kookmeyer by The Colonel May 11, 2004
A term of saying hello, originates from cornwall
Boy: Kooey
Girl: Hello :)
Kooey by Afaman1 April 25, 2011
also known as "koofey smack" created by dipset's jim jones. Koofey is a very hard slap.
"koofey smack that nigga" "yo you slapped the koofey out that nigga"
koofey by D~Legal November 10, 2004
Someone whose always nice to people and enjoys being around people. He doesn't tolerate people who are dicks to others though. The name Koome also means wise and comes from Kenya in Africa!
Far out that, Koome kid is pretty cool
Koome by Koomz_m January 10, 2012
A person who likes guns, money and criptos.
-Yo, look kooney I'm getting rich.
-I know, I'm tinykooney.
Kooney by tinykooney December 7, 2021