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kookmeyer 

Wilbur Kookmeyer, a popular cartoon character from Surfer Magazine. He is the epitome of a kook - can't surf worth a shit and is a complete friendless loser (except for his dog, although you get the impression that his dog thinks he's a kook, too), but loves surfing and thinks of himself as a pro-caliber ripper. Hated by all other surfers and constantly humiliating himself and behaving like, well...a kook.
Huntington Beach is full of kookmeyers, especially all those 30-something dipshits who act like locals but can't really surf worth a shit.
kookmeyer by The Colonel May 11, 2004
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kookometer 

a measurement of one's ability to determine if someone that they meet is crazy.
Dude, when I met your girlfriend for the first time, my kookometer went thru the roof.
kookometer by handz man August 30, 2010
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Kookyeyes 

The Guy Who Got Twitch Affiliate and is obsessed with swearing
Friends include
-Wigby
-Blade
-SAKMan
-And probably a lot more
Bob: "Hey Have yo heard of the streamer Kookyeyes?"
Jason: 'Isnt he that guy who is gonna press a spacebar 100K times at 200 followers?"
Kookyeyes by XBladeXGMD March 9, 2021

Kronmeyer 

German word that means "crown maker". Often used as a last name.
Anyone with the last name "Kronmeyer" probably has come from a family that used to make crowns during the middle ages.
Kronmeyer by R Kronmeyer March 6, 2009
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026