kookmeyer

Wilbur Kookmeyer, a popular cartoon character from Surfer Magazine. He is the epitome of a kook - can't surf worth a shit and is a complete friendless loser (except for his dog, although you get the impression that his dog thinks he's a kook, too), but loves surfing and thinks of himself as a pro-caliber ripper. Hated by all other surfers and constantly humiliating himself and behaving like, well...a kook.

Huntington Beach is full of kookmeyers, especially all those 30-something dipshits who act like locals but can't really surf worth a shit.

by The Colonel May 11, 2004

kookometer

a measurement of one's ability to determine if someone that they meet is crazy.

Dude, when I met your girlfriend for the first time, my kookometer went thru the roof.

by handz man August 30, 2010

Kookyeyes

The Guy Who Got Twitch Affiliate and is obsessed with swearing
Friends include
-Wigby
-Blade
-SAKMan
-And probably a lot more

Bob: "Hey Have yo heard of the streamer Kookyeyes?"
Jason: 'Isnt he that guy who is gonna press a spacebar 100K times at 200 followers?"

by XBladeXGMD March 9, 2021

Kronmeyer

German word that means "crown maker". Often used as a last name.

Anyone with the last name "Kronmeyer" probably has come from a family that used to make crowns during the middle ages.

by R Kronmeyer March 6, 2009