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kookmeyer 

Wilbur Kookmeyer, a popular cartoon character from Surfer Magazine. He is the epitome of a kook - can't surf worth a shit and is a complete friendless loser (except for his dog, although you get the impression that his dog thinks he's a kook, too), but loves surfing and thinks of himself as a pro-caliber ripper. Hated by all other surfers and constantly humiliating himself and behaving like, well...a kook.
Huntington Beach is full of kookmeyers, especially all those 30-something dipshits who act like locals but can't really surf worth a shit.
kookmeyer by The Colonel May 11, 2004
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kookometer 

a measurement of one's ability to determine if someone that they meet is crazy.
Dude, when I met your girlfriend for the first time, my kookometer went thru the roof.
kookometer by handz man August 30, 2010
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Kookyeyes 

The Guy Who Got Twitch Affiliate and is obsessed with swearing
Friends include
-Wigby
-Blade
-SAKMan
-And probably a lot more
Bob: "Hey Have yo heard of the streamer Kookyeyes?"
Jason: 'Isnt he that guy who is gonna press a spacebar 100K times at 200 followers?"
Kookyeyes by XBladeXGMD March 9, 2021

Kronmeyer 

German word that means "crown maker". Often used as a last name.
Anyone with the last name "Kronmeyer" probably has come from a family that used to make crowns during the middle ages.
Kronmeyer by R Kronmeyer March 6, 2009

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026