kookmeyer 

Wilbur Kookmeyer, a popular cartoon character from Surfer Magazine. He is the epitome of a kook - can't surf worth a shit and is a complete friendless loser (except for his dog, although you get the impression that his dog thinks he's a kook, too), but loves surfing and thinks of himself as a pro-caliber ripper. Hated by all other surfers and constantly humiliating himself and behaving like, well...a kook.

Huntington Beach is full of kookmeyers, especially all those 30-something dipshits who act like locals but can't really surf worth a shit.

kookmeyer by The Colonel May 11, 2004

kookometer 

a measurement of one's ability to determine if someone that they meet is crazy.

Dude, when I met your girlfriend for the first time, my kookometer went thru the roof.

kookometer by handz man August 30, 2010

Kookyeyes 

The Guy Who Got Twitch Affiliate and is obsessed with swearing
Friends include
-Wigby
-Blade
-SAKMan
-And probably a lot more

Bob: "Hey Have yo heard of the streamer Kookyeyes?"
Jason: 'Isnt he that guy who is gonna press a spacebar 100K times at 200 followers?"

Kookyeyes by XBladeXGMD March 9, 2021

Kronmeyer 

German word that means "crown maker". Often used as a last name.

Anyone with the last name "Kronmeyer" probably has come from a family that used to make crowns during the middle ages.

Kronmeyer by R Kronmeyer March 6, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022