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Koneet is the mood when a guy gets so fucked up that he receives the powers of a god for a short time. During the koneet mood, a guy can get super strenght, the speed of light, and can tolerate inhumane amounts of alcohol.
“This guy is climbing to the hotel room! He’s koneet .”

Man 1: “How much did you drink?”
Man 2 “Like ten beers and 9 shots.”
Man 1: “You’re gonna be really koneet.”
Koneet by Kikkelis kikkekis January 5, 2022
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Kneethercute

Hip-hip artist and producer out of North Carolina, best known for his “Kahoot Remix/Soulja Boy Mashup” on Soundcloud
“Ah man u heard that new Kneethercute heat?”
“Nah bruh that junk corny
Kneethercute by Paulsteinman May 5, 2019
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Has to be said in the most childish annoying voice you can make and said to people only to piss them off.
Matt- check out my new desert eagle, sweet huh?
Scott- it's KNEET!!!
Matt- >: ( <--face
Scott- no but seriously that thing's a peace of shit...
kneet by |: \ June 27, 2005

Sascha Konietzko 

Lead singer of Industrial bands KMFDM and MDFMK born in Hamburg, Germany. KMFDM made Industrial for what it is today. KMFDM is better than the best, and of course, harder than the rest.
Wanna listen to KMFDM?

Hell yeah! Sascha Konietzko is GOD!
Sascha Konietzko by Mister E. February 14, 2004

Sascha Konietzko 

1. Mastermind behind the band KMFDM.
2. God

see also kmfdm
Sascha Konietzko is the coolest!

kneetmares 

A nocturnal injury, where a partner knees the male balls in sleep.
"How did you sleep?"
..."Awful, terrible kneetmares"
kneetmares by penk June 19, 2010

Konektangle 

"Konektangle"
"What The Fuck."
Konektangle by KonekWhatTheFuck October 27, 2023
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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