Koneet

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Koneet is the mood when a guy gets so fucked up that he receives the powers of a god for a short time. During the koneet mood, a guy can get super strenght, the speed of light, and can tolerate inhumane amounts of alcohol.

“This guy is climbing to the hotel room! He’s koneet .”

Man 1: “How much did you drink?”
Man 2 “Like ten beers and 9 shots.”
Man 1: “You’re gonna be really koneet.”

Koneet by Kikkelis kikkekis January 5, 2022

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Kneethercute

Hip-hip artist and producer out of North Carolina, best known for his “Kahoot Remix/Soulja Boy Mashup” on Soundcloud

“Ah man u heard that new Kneethercute heat?”
“Nah bruh that junk corny”

Kneethercute by Paulsteinman May 5, 2019

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kneet

Has to be said in the most childish annoying voice you can make and said to people only to piss them off.

Matt- check out my new desert eagle, sweet huh?
Scott- it's KNEET!!!
Matt- >: ( <--face
Scott- no but seriously that thing's a peace of shit...

kneet by |: \ June 27, 2005

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Sascha Konietzko

Lead singer of Industrial bands KMFDM and MDFMK born in Hamburg, Germany. KMFDM made Industrial for what it is today. KMFDM is better than the best, and of course, harder than the rest.

Wanna listen to KMFDM?

Hell yeah! Sascha Konietzko is GOD!

Sascha Konietzko by Mister E. February 14, 2004

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Sascha Konietzko

1. Mastermind behind the band KMFDM.
2. God

see also kmfdm

Sascha Konietzko is the coolest!

Sascha Konietzko by MissIndustrial April 17, 2004

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kneetmares

A nocturnal injury, where a partner knees the male balls in sleep.

"How did you sleep?"
..."Awful, terrible kneetmares"

kneetmares by penk June 19, 2010

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Konektangle

What The Fuck.

"Konektangle"
"What The Fuck."

Konektangle by KonekWhatTheFuck October 27, 2023

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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