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Kommouni 

Kommouni is a man or woman that really likes red and is always there to complain about the stupidest things that you can imagine. Trying to change his opinion is just a waste of time and he only has a bath around once in a year
That filthy kommouni wants some vouchers for the supermarket!
Kommouni by Glykoulis alhths98 November 20, 2021
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Kommunistme 

1) The chief government official in a communist nation.

2) The result of Vladimir Lenin and Raúl Castro having a baby through gay sex and estrogen injections along with artificial fertilization outside of the womb which is implanted later into a synthetic plastic and plexiglass uterus.
Person 1: “ You live in China, right?”
Person 2: “Yeah I do, we’re a socialist-based nation with up and coming capitalist influence.”
Person 1: “So you have a KOMMUNISTME in charge?”
Person 2: “Hell yeah comrade!”
Kommunistme by MonkaSupBoy June 13, 2018

Nas k torzhestvu kommunizma vedot

The last sentence of the USSR anthem.
A friend: Nas k torzhestvu kommunizma vedot
Me: C O M M U N I S M

kommunion 

A term used to differentiate between the true Sanctissimum (real holy communion, the Roman Catholic Eucharist) and invalid matter used by Protestants.
Did you hear how John Kerry took kommunion at a Protestant church last year?
kommunion by GuidoPosse69 February 23, 2005

kommunion kookie

The so-called symbolic "body of Christ" that the idiotic Protestants believe in.
I'd rather go to hell than take a kommunion kookie from a married, female, sex-crazed Protestant "priest."
kommunion kookie by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005

Kommunitas

Kommunitas is a decentralized and tier-less Launchpad. Kommunitas is the solution for Multi Chain oriented projects, being the bridge to a new organic way of fundraising across the blockchains.

Kommunitas levels the playing field by enabling a developer or a team of developers to launch their project on Kommunitas’ platform and collect $ETH, $BNB, $HECO, $MATIC, or any other Cryptocurrencies supported by the platform.

Kommunitas currently supports only Matic Mainnet as its KOM token is created on Matic Mainnet as MRC20 token. However, the platform will also add other popular chains like Binance Smart Chain, Huobi Chain, etc. as part of its growth strategy.
Let's purchase that new cryptocurrency token on Kommunitas' platform.
Kommunitas by mr678 July 19, 2021

Kommunism 

The belief of free money in the world. Only a certain erg believe this
We want kommunism the bilionares have enough money
Kommunism by Al komunita November 20, 2022
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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