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Kollege is the German word for colleague and is widely used in German pop culture when talking to someone else. It could be used as an equivalent to bro. Mostly used by old white man whenever they want to feel a little younger but also used by some of the cool kids when referring to their friends. Is good to use when you’re a little salty.
John: eyyy bro what’s uppppp?

Marc: Kollege ey you are two hours late wtf.....
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Kerwin's Kollege 

Short for Kerwin's Kollege of Common Sense. Descriptive phrase for an individual who is unable to make simple decisions. Is often indecisive or makes poor decisions.
Alex is a real graduate of Kerwin's Kollege, he checked to see if his gas can was full while using a match for light. Word is, he's looking to rebuild his garage.
Kerwin's Kollege by Jason Lyth June 23, 2008
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kollegah 

One of the most popular german rappers of all time

Legend
OH MY FUCKING GOD KOLLEGAH HAS UPLOADED A NEW VIDEO
kollegah by Brutzel66 February 14, 2017

Kollegah 

the best german rapper period
Kollegah der Boss is killing the rap game
Kollegah by pussyfordinner April 19, 2018
A shy girl who at first seems a little too quiet, but once you get to know a Kolleen she is the nicest person you could possibly meet. What does a Kolleen look like? She usually has brown hair and an awesome sense of style. As you might know, Kolleen is an irish name that means "girl." Even though Kolleen just means "girl," it doesn't mean any kind of girl. It means a freaking awesome girl! So next time you meet a Kolleen, treat her nice and you might just get to meet that freaking awesome Kolleen!

Is a Kolleen dumb? No! She is super smart! A Kolleen is the kinda person who if you ever need to ask questions that involve school, shes the one to ask. So if you want an A+ on homework, ask a Kolleen! If you don't know a Kolleen, then you better pray to the good lord all mighty that you find one soon!
Describe a Kolleen?
Kolleen by namegeniousnumber1 October 19, 2013

Kolleen  

person who usually practices until perfect and never gives up, usually good at every thing she does. she is a big dare devil and loves life!
Kolleen by nknown January 17, 2009
A woman that is beyond a Karen. She will post petty, negative reviews, typically around busy holiday seasons, trashing places of business because she didn’t get something for free. She doesn’t even bother asking to speak to the manager instead she takes pictures of employees that have wronged her and posts them on the internet. Nothing is ever good enough and she has no sympathy or empathy for anyone. She expects perfection when she can’t offer it herself. When confronted, she offers a back handed apology and then tries to profit from her mistake.
Don’t be such a Kolleen! The poor girl can’t remember where the item is. Remember when you forgot your manners? We all forget things.
Kolleen by DragonCyrren December 1, 2019
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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