Kolied 

Always promising the allure of sexual relations but never actually delivering on those promises.

OR

A diabolical form of blueballing.

Yo, forget Jeff, that dude has been Kolied for years now.

Kolied by A shadowy man from a shadowy planet October 14, 2004

Kobied 

A grenade kill in any FPS must be accompanied with the killer shouting "KOBIED." This call originated from COD4 where a well placed grenade imitates Kobe O'Brien making a basket.

Kaiser: Oh! You just got KOBIED!

Kobied by Kaiser: May 7, 2009

Koliced 

When you catch one of your friends making out or sleeping with your girlfriend, ex-girlfriend, or girl you were stoked on. Similar to being cockblocked.

Dude, so I was at the bar the other night and I'm in the smoking room and look over and and there's Rob making out with that chick I was feeling. Dude, I totally got Koliced!

Koliced by Hymie August 1, 2005

kaliedoscopin 

the term refered to an extremely drunk guy looking at a very unattractive girl, and getting the impression of her being very attractive due to the alcohol, sort of like looking through a kaleidoscope.

Joe: A check out that dude over there talking to that huge whale at the bar
Shmoe: yea he's been kaliedoscopin her all night, he needs to lay of the alcohol

kaliedoscopin by Mongooseboy000 March 18, 2009

kolidos 

a boy who thinks he’s soooo cool even though he’s NOT . and me rita is soo cooler than he is

omg ewwww it’s kolidos
ikrrrr

kolidos by anonymous February 21, 2021

Konied 

To abduct a child out of his/her natural habitat for your own needs. Usually against abducted child's will.

That man just konied him away.

Konied by Kony Uganda June 21, 2012

kelied 

An intense makeout session, followed with a slap in the face. Usually in a turn-on kind of way

Susie and I were making out, then I got kelied.

kelied by purplemoose May 30, 2014